Reverend Al Sharpton says that his talks with CBS to develop

Al in the Family, a TV series based on his life, have ended. "I haven't done the things I've done to be in a sitcom," he tells the News & Observer of Raleigh, N.C. "I'm not interested in being Archie Bunker, I'm looking forward to becoming George Bush." [Insert your own Meathead joke here.]