Question: Stop daydreaming about Smurfs and accept that you are short but not blue. Now give us some House scoop, please? 

Answer: Sticks and stones may break my bones but short?! Since when is 5'11" with my Durangos on short!?!? How very dare you. I've never been so insulted in my life. (Last person to get that reference is a rotten, smelly egg-beater.) Anyway, yes, I have some House scoop for you. Sources confirm that the lovely and talented Ivana Milicevic (Love Monkey, Ugly Betty) will appear in the show's season finale in a top-secret role. Well, top-secret save for these two hints: Her character may or may not be dressed entirely in black, and she may or may not appear in House's subconscious. Discuss amongst yourselves.