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On the upcoming Hoarders (Monday, 9/8c, A&E), we're introduced to Clare, an elegant older woman whom one neighbor refers to as "Slumdog Millionaire." See, her house is trashed despite it being gorgeous and outfitted with a pool. (And dig that DeLorean in her driveway!) If this doesn't remind you of Big and Little Edie Beale, you need to watch Grey Gardens again.

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Clare's refined mannerisms are distinct and fascinatingly ironic, and the subplot of her son and his girlfriend living out back in a shed is similarly intriguing. They'd make for a fantastic feature-length documentary, too.

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Get to know Clare: