Rachel L., a 27-year-old newlywed from Sammamish, Wash., was crowned the prettiest former ugly chick on the planet on last night's finale of The Swan. In addition to her new surgically enhanced bod, Rachel wins a modeling contract with Champagne Trott Agency (get out!), a designer wardrobe that includes Tadashi, St. Pucchi and Claire's Collection (that's Greek for K-Mart, Dress Barn and Claire Danes hand-me-downs) and a $50,000 educational scholarship at Western International University (I hear that's tough to get into).