Question: Are you ever going to give us the answers to your Blind Items?

Answer: Depends where they fall on the potential-to-land-me-a-major-ass-whoopin' scale. If it's something relatively harmless, like, say, "'Hit' Show Facing Ax," I'll probably pepper AA with clues before solving it outright in one of my many TV Guide outlets. If it's something more sensitive and/or incendiary, like "BFF Goes MIA" or "Clashing Costars," then I'll probably save it for my highly anticipated memoir, due in 2031. And anything that involves a possible extramarital on-set hookup (i.e., "Art Imitates Life" and "TV Flames"), I'll leave to Page Six to fill you in.