Opinions are mixed about Game of Thrones' record-breaking episode "The Long Night," the third episode of Season 8. Some fans thought it was as thrilling as seeing one of Daenerys Targaryen's (Emilia Clarke) kids in rush hour traffic while others said it was an anticlimactic dud that looked like being inside of a vacuum cleaner. Hey, you know what they say about opinions: They're like reasons to want to kill Cersei; everybody has one!
Game of Thrones may not have delivered on a much anticipated bloodbath, but it did gift viewers with one of the most iconic lines of the entire series, when Arya Stark (Maisie Williams) said she was not going to be the one to die because she was taking Gendry (Joe Dempsie) to Red Lobster. OK fine, she never said that, but she did gift us all with the legendary quip (and callback) "not today" before she made the Night King a bucket of ice — just one of a few moments in "The Long Night" begging to be recreated in TV Guide's notoriously stupid weekly recap Dolls of Thrones.
Now that you've had adequate time to digest those sentimental deaths, do yourself a favor and watch the second best thing: grown-ass adults reimagining what Jon (Kit Harington) and Daenerys might've actually said to themselves in the midst of battle, and the final words Arya might've uttered after giving the Night King a little global warming, Stark style.
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