Desperate Househunk-Gone-Wild Enters Rehab

Is it sadder that another celeb has checked into rehab or that the tabs didn't even care enough to report on his drinking problem to begin with? Debate amongst yourselves while I type up this item about Jesse Metcalfe. The onetime Desperate Housewives bush-wacker has checked himself into rehab for alcohol abuse this week, the New York Post reports. I thought he was looking a little more puff than buff in John Tucker Must Die. Thursday's Today's News was written by Ben Katner.