The Blacklist's Red has a way with words, but you've never heard him like this!

DJ Steve Porter (known for his Franklin & Bash remix, Slap Chop rap and ShamWow jam) put his evil genius to work to create this Auto-Tuned recap of the first half of the season. If you miss Red Reddington (James Spader), here's one way to keep him in your heart (and your head!).

Returning Winter Shows: Where we left off

Check out the insane Porter remix below:

The Blacklist returns on Sunday, Feb. 1 with a special post-Super Bowl episode, then moves to its new night on Thursday, Feb. 5 at 9/8c on NBC.