In case you missed Sex and the City's 45-minute climax last night, here's a quick recap: Carrie chose Big, whose real name was revealed to be John; Charlotte's adoption came through; a chemotherapied Samantha found her sex drive again; and Miranda performed the ultimate act of love for Steve when she gave his demarbled mom a place to stay and a sponge bath. All told, the Fab Four ended on a happy note, and, despite what you may have heard, I didn't shed one measly tear. Not even when the girls took to the sidewalk for one final stroll through Manhattan. Oh, who am I kidding I cried like a little girl.
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