Question: I can't believe all the sucking-up people are doing by mentioning your brief role on Scrubs. The fact that you buy into it makes me a little sad for you. However, my opinion of you might improve if you give me some scoop on Gilmore Girls.

Answer: Because it's imperative that everyone love me, I accept your offer, Christina. Mark your calendar for Apr. 17* (*tentative airdate), 'cause that's when a pretty major turning point occurs in the Luke and Lorelai saga. Based on my e-mail bag, it's an event many of you have been anxiously waiting for all season long. And if you wanna know what it is, check out the premiere of my new vodcast (i.e., online video show) tomorrow! Sorry, but a guy's gotta cross-promote where he can. (Hey, Christina do you like me now?)