Looks like we spoke too soon. Just days after TVGuide.com reported that Mel Gibson's next directorial project seems a far cry from The Passion of the Christ, comes word that... indicates otherwise. The opening page of the script for Apocalypto advises the reader, "The dialogue you are about to read will not be spoken in English," Variety reports. Instead, the film, set 500 years in the past, will feature actors speaking an obscure Mayan dialect kinda like how Passion's dialogue was delivered entirely in Aramaic. And once again, I feel stupid for taking French in high school.