Question: Give me some Army Wives prattle, and I'll give you a 21-watergun salute.

Answer: The show put out a casting notice for the recurring character of Emmalin, a 16-year-old cheerleader whose dad is an Army bigwig. There's just one problem: That character already exists (or so I'm told; don't watch Wives). So either the role is being recast or producers are introducing a very similar character next season. Let me do a little more digging on this. Check back next week for an update.