News flash: Amy Fisher can write. The so-called Long Island Lolita has been hired by a Long Island newspaper to pen her own biweekly column. "She's a natural writer," Robbie Woliver, editor-in-chief of The New Island Ear, tells The Associated Press. "If she wasn't able to write, we wouldn't have her do this." Fisher's column — which will cover topics from cyberdating to celebrity interviews — debuts on July 3.