For four seasons, Evan Peters was the tortured love interest on American Horror Story. But Ryan Murphy broke the mold in Hotel by turning the doe-eyed actor into Mr. March, a fast-talking serial killer with a heart of coal.
Maybe it's all the years we've spent crushing on Peters already or maybe we just need therapy, but dammit if we aren't still in love with him in Hotel! Sure, Mr. March may be evil, but that doesn't mean he ain't fiiiiine. Here's why we just can't resist him:
The way he hops when he stands
The way he dreams big
The way he knows the real you
The way he's such a gentleman
Even if he creepily smells your hair sometimes
The way he always takes care of you
The way he leaves people hanging
The way he can't conceal his excitement
The way he uses outdated lingo
The way he looks when he gets slapped
The way he looks right here
The way he doesn't understand technology
The way he's not afraid of commitment
The way he begs
The way he's so dramatic
And knows it!
The way he can't sit still
The way he'll give you a noogie, but then fix your hair because deep down, he's always looking out for you, so who cares if he's a serial killer?
American Horror Story: Hotel airs Wednesday at 10/9c on FX.