Question: I just read your item about the MILF Island episode on 30 Rock. I am an actress in NYC, and have been cast as the lead MILF. We will be shooting this week. I have another meeting today with the producers I guess they need to see my bikini. I will keep you posted!

Answer: Please do! And if you bump into Jack McBrayer, tell him I was in the second row at Sunday's 7:30 Asssscat show and he was highlarious. If he doesn't believe you, tell him the special words were "cake" and "buffet."