James Franco at the Oscars
Because he didn't have enough on his plate already, Franco added "Oscar co-host" to his overflowing résumé. The result: a painful, laborious, unfunny affair in which our modern Renaissance man looked blasé, distracted, sleepy and, as long has been rumored, high. The writers were partly culpable for the underwhelming material, but at least Anne Hathaway tried to look engaged. You're an Oscar-nominated actor, James, so act like you care!