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Beyonce - Awful highlights, and her dress looks like she borrowed it from Judy Jetson. She might hurt someone with that thing.
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Chris Brown - He looks like an Air Jordan sneaker.
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Feist - I liked her sequin pantsuit from the iPod commercial better.
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Alicia Keys - Holy faux hawk, Batman! How could her dress be so right, and her hair be so wrong What is she thinking Such a beautiful girl should start dressing like one.
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Rihanna - Total babe in this bold dress. Not everyone can pull it off, but she can. LOVE the hair.
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Brad Paisley and Kimberly Williams Paisley - My closet called, Kim, it wants my 1992 Winter Formal dress back.
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Nelly Furtado - She looks like leftover curtains from Trump Casino.
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Ne-yo - Hot damn, you look good! Work that fedora!
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Miley Cyrus - Fun, age-appropriate and lovely. If only she'd get that limp fixed.
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Chris 'Ludacris' Bridges - Dapper, elegant and super hot.
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Snoop Dogg - Aw, yeah, Snoop is rockin' this dope suit. He looks awesome.
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Fergie - Looks Chiquita-licious in this yellow Calvin Klein number. Love the hair and necklace... she looks classy. I'm confused by her now.
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Carrie Underwood - Taking a page from Kate Hudson's hippie chic, her dress makes my eyes hurt.
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Natasha Bedingfield - Love the color. The belt is too big, but not as big as her teeth.
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Faith Hill and Tim McGraw - Seriously, they need to stop being so hot.
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Josh Groban - Someone must have mugged him on the way to the show. He had to borrow clothes from a 1983 frat boy to get to the awards on time.
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Amy Lee is the perfect bride of Dracula. Not flattering. Please try again.
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Cyndi Lauper - Why oh why do we ever hold out hope for her The dress isn't bad... but the gloves and hair say "Cruella."
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Taylor Swift - Looks gorgeous and classy, but the color is SO lavender, it reminds me of a Barbie doll gown.
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Tony Bennett - Looks classy as always. Love the touch of color with his tie.
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Keyshia Cole - Rockin' the vintage look, but the tats are tacky with a capital "T."
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Panic at the Disco - And live from Goodwill
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Yoko Ono - Looks like she's confused by her own outfit. White hat Black suit Eh, how about one of each
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Slash - Looks like he thought he was going to a different kind of award show. I'll let you decide which kind.
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Dear Seal, I lost my workout shoes, can I borrow yours from the red carpet They really don't complement your white pimp suit anyway.
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Corrine Bailey Rae - Sporting a royal blue, round plastic sequin dress. YIKES, I haven't worn those since 1992. Her accent saves her.
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Fantasia Barrino - Looks like a Goth meringue.
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Tia Carrere - Beautiful gown, great flower accent in the hair. Why is she here though
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Ace Young - Looks like he's saying, "Wonder Twin Powers, activate! Form of... a wannabe rock star!"
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Lisa Rinna and Joey Fatone getting ready to interview the biggest celebs of the night for TV Guide Network.