Are you dating someone who may be the son of Santa Claus? Do you live in a small town that bases its entire economy on Christmas spirit? Are you a successful but busy businesswoman who wants to retire early and marry a prince — at Christmastime, of course?

We have the podcast for you!

TV Guide's All I Want for Christmas Is This Podcast breaks down the must-watch holiday movies of the season from Hallmark, Lifetime, Netflix, Disney+ and more — sometimes with the help of special guests and holiday-movie favorites, including Melissa Joan Hart, Jodie Sweetin and Tatyana Ali. It's all brought to you by TV Guide contributor and holiday-movie enthusiast Julia Lechner.

This is your home for every episode. Each week, new episodes will be posted here — and made available through your favorite podcast provider.

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Listen to each episode individually here:

Ep. 1: Melissa Joan Hart Has a Hilarious Story about Her Dog Co-Star in New Lifetime Christmas Movie

Ep. 2: Jodie Sweetin Shares Touching Fan Response to Her Hallmark Holiday Films

Ep. 3: Netflix's Holiday in the Wild Is the Best Sex and the City Sequel

Ep. 4: This Dark Theory Will Totally Change How You Watch UpTV's A Christmas Movie Christmas

Ep. 5: We Need To Talk About That Insane Last Christmas Twist (featuring special guest Tatyana Ali)

Ep. 6: Lifetime's Radio Christmas Is Basically Sleepless in Seattle With Secret Santa and Podcasts

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