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Married...With Children

Episodes

26 Episodes 1994 - 1995

Episode 1

Shoeway to Heaven

Sun, Sep 4, 1994 30 mins

Al and Jefferson make money selling shoes from the '70s; Kelly is forced to tell the truth.

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Episode 2

Driving Mr. Boondy

Sun, Sep 11, 1994 30 mins

Bud is the driving examiner when Al renews his license; Kelly gets a job at Marcy's bank after being fired as "The Verminator".

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Episode 3

Kelly Breaks Out

Sun, Sep 18, 1994 30 mins

When newly hired spokesmodel Kelly gets a blemish, she tries using Uncle Sticky's potion to zap the zit.

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Episode 4

Naughty but Niece

Sun, Sep 25, 1994 30 mins

Is Bud's passionate encounter with Marcy's niece a dream or real?

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Episode 5

Business Sucks

Sun, Oct 2, 1994 30 mins

Part 1 of 2. Marcy leads a protest after Al banishes a customer for nursing her baby.

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Episode 6

Business Still Sucks

Sun, Oct 9, 1994 30 mins

Conclusion. Al concocts a plan to rid the store of nursing mothers.

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Episode 7

Dial B for Virgin

Sun, Oct 16, 1994 30 mins

Bud's community-service assignment is counselling virgins on the brink of temptation.

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Episode 8

Sleepless in Chicago

Sun, Oct 23, 1994 30 mins

Jefferson learns that the doll he's bought for Marcy is worth a small fortune, so he asks Al to sleep next to Marcy while he trades dolls.

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Episode 9

No Pot to Pease In

Sun, Nov 6, 1994 30 mins

After hearing Kelly describe her family, a sitcom producer alters his show to reflect Bundy life.

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Episode 10

Dud Bowl

Sun, Nov 13, 1994 30 mins

Jack "Hacksaw" Reynolds, Bubba Smith, Ken Stabler and Lawrence Taylor try to turn Al into a tackling dummyin a football grudge match of high-school alumni.

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Episode 11

A Man for No Seasons

Sun, Nov 27, 1994 30 mins

Al organizes a baseball league. Cameos include Joe Morgan, Mike Piazza, Danny Tartabull, Dave Winfield, Bret Saberhagen and Frank Thomas. Griff: Harold Sylvester. Bob Rooney: E.E. Bell. Al: Ed O'Neill. Jefferson: Ted McGinley.

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Episode 12

I Want My Psycho Dad

Sun, Dec 11, 1994 30 mins

Al leads a protest when his favorite TV show is cancelled. Part 1 of two. Psycho Dad: Andrew Prine. Bob Rooney: E.E. Bell. Griff: Harold Sylvester. Miranda: Teresa Parente. Al: Ed O'Neill.

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Episode 13

I Want My Psycho Dad

Sun, Dec 18, 1994 30 mins

Conclusion. Al gets to address the Congress about having "Psycho Dad" put back on TV. Furman: J. Patrick McCormack. Chopper: Michael Philip. Geronimo: Barry Wiggins. Al: Ed O'Neill.

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Episode 14

The Naked and the Dead, but Mostly the Naked

Sun, Jan 8, 1995 30 mins

Peg and her friends accompany their husbands to a strip club; Kelly lands a commercial. M.C.: Iqbal Theba. Director: Leland Orser. Helen: Jo Anne Hart. Louise: Alix Elias. Charlie: Shabaka Barry Henley. Al: Ed O'Neill.

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Episode 15

Kelly Takes a Shot

Sun, Jan 15, 1995 30 mins

Bud coaches Kelly for an audition requiring archery skills. Kelly's Competitor: Katherine Olsen. Amber: Juliet Tablak. Bud: David Faustino. Kelly: Christina Applegate. Al: Ed O'Neill.

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Episode 16

Get the Dodge Out of Hell

Sun, Feb 5, 1995 30 mins

The family Dodge disappears inside a carwash before the Bundys leave to visit Peggy's family; and Marcy runs into her ex (David Garrison). Mikey: Michael Faustino. Al: Ed O'Neill. Marcy: Amanda Bearse. Peggy: Katey Sagal.

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Episode 17

25 Years and What Do You Get?

Sun, Feb 12, 1995 30 mins

On their 25th wedding anniversary, Peggy pampers herself, while Buck buries the diamond necklace Al bought her. Dave: Marty Rackham. Sven: John Robert LaFleur. Chance: David Drummond. Peggy: Katey Sagal. Al: Ed O'Neill. Marcy: Amanda Bearse. Kelly: Christina Applegate.

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Episode 18

Ship Happens: Part 1

Sun, Feb 19, 1995 30 mins

Courtesy of Peg's creativity, the Bundys and the D'Arcys win a Caribbean cruise. Part 1 of two. Wolfman Jack has a cameo. Gretchen: Lisa Stahl. Julie: Mary Garripoli. Peggy: Katey Sagal. Marcy: Amanda Bearse.

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Episode 19

Ship Happens: Part 2

Sun, Feb 26, 1995 30 mins

Conclusion. The Bundys share a lifeboat with a large woman and Gilbert Gottfried. Miranda: Teresa Parente. Al: Ed O'Neill. Jefferson: Ted McGinley. Marcy: Amanda Bearse.

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Episode 20

Something Larry This Way Comes

Sun, Mar 12, 1995 30 mins

Kelly is picked to do a scene opposite her acting coach, Larry Storch, who finds himself playing out a really big scene with Al's boss when she spots him in her store. Griff: Harold Sylvester. Al: Ed O'Neill. Peggy: Katey Sagal. Kelly: Christina Applegate.

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Episode 21

And Bingo Was Her Game-O

Sun, Mar 26, 1995 30 mins

It's Bundy brewhaha when Peggy has to blow her bingo winnings on cab fare because Al is out boozing with his buddies. Ceil: Jean Speegle Howard. Janitor: Clint Howard. Griff: Harold Sylvester. Elmo: Peter Spellos. Peggy: Katey Sagal.

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Episode 22

User Friendly

Sun, Apr 9, 1995 30 mins

Participation in a virtual-reality experiment fulfills Bud's fantasies; Al flips over a switch that has no apparent function. Amber: Juliet Tablak. Sandy: Elaine Hendrix. Kessler: J.D. Cullum. Kelly: Christina Applegate. Bud: David Faustino.

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Episode 23

Pump Fiction

Sun, Apr 30, 1995 30 mins

Al and Kelly's film about shoes garners them a grant to shoot another movie: "A Day in the Life of a Shoe Salesman." Kelly: Christina Applegate. Al: Ed O'Neill. Bob Rooney: E.E. Bell. Griff: Harold Sylvester. Bud: David Faustino.

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Episode 24

Radio Free Trumaine

Sun, May 7, 1995 30 mins

Marcy leads a protest over the appointment of her ex as the new Dean of Students at Bud's college. Oliver: Eric Dane. Mark: Andrew Kavovit. April: Keri Russell. Nickolai: Timothy Elwell. Bud: David Faustino. Marcy: Amanda Bearse.

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Episode 25

Shoeless Al

Sun, May 14, 1995 30 mins

Al feigns a fear of shoes to win a lawsuit, and now he may have to bowl barefooted in a championship match. Baum: Charlie Dell. Griff: Harold Sylvester. Bob Rooney: E.E. Bell. Milt: Michael Rothhaar. Al: Ed O'Neill.

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Episode 26

The Undergraduate

Sun, May 21, 1995 30 mins

A secret admirer sends Kelly expensive presents, but she isn't happy to receive them: he's only 12 years old. Robby: Noah Segan. Stitch: William Gallo. Bennett: Harry S. Murphy. Principal: Damien Leake. Refreshment Guy: Brad Parker. Kelly: Christina Applegate.

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