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Married...With Children
EpisodesSeason 9 Episode Guide
26 Episodes 1994 - 1995
Episode 1
Shoeway to Heaven
Sun, Sep 4, 1994 30 mins
Al and Jefferson make money selling shoes from the '70s; Kelly is forced to tell the truth. Terry Murphy ("Hard Copy") has a cameo. Dominique: Tawny Kitaen. Billy Ray: Joe Bob Briggs. Al: Ed O'Neill.
Episode 2
Driving Mr. Boondy
Sun, Sep 11, 1994 30 mins
Bud is the driving examiner when Al renews his license; Kelly gets a job at Marcy's bank after being fired as "The Verminator." Heidi: Nicole Nagel. Ahmed: Isa Totah. Marcy: Amanda Bearse. Bud: David Faustino.
Episode 3
Kelly Breaks Out
Sun, Sep 18, 1994 30 mins
When newly hired spokesmodel Kelly gets a blemish, she tries using Uncle Sticky's potion to zap the zit. Kelly: Christina Applegate. Al: Ed O'Neill. Jefferson: Ted McGinley. Marcy: Amanda Bearse.
Episode 4
Naughty but Niece
Sun, Sep 25, 1994 30 mins
Is Bud's passionate encounter with Marcy's niece a dream or real? Griff: Harold Sylvester. Bud: David Faustino. Breezy: Kirsten Holmquist. Al: Ed O'Neill.
Episode 5
Business Sucks
Sun, Oct 2, 1994 30 mins
Marcy leads a protest after Al banishes a customer (Cynthia Steele) for nursing her baby. Part 1 of two. Miranda: Teresa Parente. Griff: Harold Sylvester. Marcy: Amanda Bearse. Al: Ed O'Neill.
Episode 6
Business Still Sucks
Sun, Oct 9, 1994 30 mins
Conclusion. Al concocts a plan to rid the store of nursing mothers, but will the owner (Janet Carroll) approve? Officer: Dan Tullis. Al: Ed O'Neill. Kelly: Christina Applegate.
Episode 7
Dial B for Virgin
Sun, Oct 16, 1994 30 mins
Bud's community-service assignment is counseling virgins on the brink of temptation. Esther: Monica Creel. Miss Hardaway: Beverly Archer. Esther's Mom: Rhonda Aldrich. Bud: David Faustino.
Episode 8
Sleepless in Chicago
Sun, Oct 23, 1994 30 mins
Jefferson learns that the doll he's bought for Marcy is worth a small fortune, so he asks Al to sleep next to Marcy while he trades dolls. Jefferson: Ted McGinley. Al: Ed O'Neill. Peggy: Katey Sagal.
Episode 9
No Pot to Pease In
Sun, Nov 6, 1994 30 mins
After hearing Kelly describe her family, a sitcom producer alters his show to reflect Bundy life. Mel: Leonard Kelly Young. Patty: Lisa Kaseman. Marla: Jennifer Massey.
Episode 10
Dud Bowl
Sun, Nov 13, 1994 30 mins
Jack "Hacksaw" Reynolds, Bubba Smith, Ken Stabler and Lawrence Taylor try to turn Al into a tackling dummy in a football grudge match of high-school alumni. Al: Ed O'Neill. Peggy: Katey Sagal. Bud: David Faustino. Kelly: Christina Applegate.
Episode 11
A Man for No Seasons
Sun, Nov 27, 1994 30 mins
Al organizes a baseball league. Cameos include Joe Morgan, Mike Piazza, Danny Tartabull, Dave Winfield, Bret Saberhagen and Frank Thomas. Griff: Harold Sylvester. Bob Rooney: E.E. Bell. Al: Ed O'Neill. Jefferson: Ted McGinley.
Episode 12
I Want My Psycho Dad
Sun, Dec 11, 1994 30 mins
Al leads a protest when his favorite TV show is cancelled. Part 1 of two. Psycho Dad: Andrew Prine. Bob Rooney: E.E. Bell. Griff: Harold Sylvester. Miranda: Teresa Parente. Al: Ed O'Neill.
Episode 13
I Want My Psycho Dad
Sun, Dec 18, 1994 30 mins
Conclusion. Al gets to address the Congress about having "Psycho Dad" put back on TV. Furman: J. Patrick McCormack. Chopper: Michael Philip. Geronimo: Barry Wiggins. Al: Ed O'Neill.
Episode 14
The Naked and the Dead, but Mostly the Naked
Sun, Jan 8, 1995 30 mins
Peg and her friends accompany their husbands to a strip club; Kelly lands a commercial. M.C.: Iqbal Theba. Director: Leland Orser. Helen: Jo Anne Hart. Louise: Alix Elias. Charlie: Shabaka Barry Henley. Al: Ed O'Neill.
Episode 15
Kelly Takes a Shot
Sun, Jan 15, 1995 30 mins
Bud coaches Kelly for an audition requiring archery skills. Kelly's Competitor: Katherine Olsen. Amber: Juliet Tablak. Bud: David Faustino. Kelly: Christina Applegate. Al: Ed O'Neill.
Episode 16
Get the Dodge Out of Hell
Sun, Feb 5, 1995 30 mins
The family Dodge disappears inside a carwash before the Bundys leave to visit Peggy's family; and Marcy runs into her ex (David Garrison). Mikey: Michael Faustino. Al: Ed O'Neill. Marcy: Amanda Bearse. Peggy: Katey Sagal.
Episode 17
25 Years and What Do You Get?
Sun, Feb 12, 1995 30 mins
On their 25th wedding anniversary, Peggy pampers herself, while Buck buries the diamond necklace Al bought her. Dave: Marty Rackham. Sven: John Robert LaFleur. Chance: David Drummond. Peggy: Katey Sagal. Al: Ed O'Neill. Marcy: Amanda Bearse. Kelly: Christina Applegate.
Episode 18
Ship Happens: Part 1
Sun, Feb 19, 1995 30 mins
Courtesy of Peg's creativity, the Bundys and the D'Arcys win a Caribbean cruise. Part 1 of two. Wolfman Jack has a cameo. Gretchen: Lisa Stahl. Julie: Mary Garripoli. Peggy: Katey Sagal. Marcy: Amanda Bearse.
Episode 19
Ship Happens: Part 2
Sun, Feb 26, 1995 30 mins
Conclusion. The Bundys share a lifeboat with a large woman and Gilbert Gottfried. Miranda: Teresa Parente. Al: Ed O'Neill. Jefferson: Ted McGinley. Marcy: Amanda Bearse.
Episode 20
Something Larry This Way Comes
Sun, Mar 12, 1995 30 mins
Kelly is picked to do a scene opposite her acting coach, Larry Storch, who finds himself playing out a really big scene with Al's boss when she spots him in her store. Griff: Harold Sylvester. Al: Ed O'Neill. Peggy: Katey Sagal. Kelly: Christina Applegate.
Episode 21
And Bingo Was Her Game-O
Sun, Mar 26, 1995 30 mins
It's Bundy brewhaha when Peggy has to blow her bingo winnings on cab fare because Al is out boozing with his buddies. Ceil: Jean Speegle Howard. Janitor: Clint Howard. Griff: Harold Sylvester. Elmo: Peter Spellos. Peggy: Katey Sagal.
Episode 22
User Friendly
Sun, Apr 9, 1995 30 mins
Participation in a virtual-reality experiment fulfills Bud's fantasies; Al flips over a switch that has no apparent function. Amber: Juliet Tablak. Sandy: Elaine Hendrix. Kessler: J.D. Cullum. Kelly: Christina Applegate. Bud: David Faustino.
Episode 23
Pump Fiction
Sun, Apr 30, 1995 30 mins
Al and Kelly's film about shoes garners them a grant to shoot another movie: "A Day in the Life of a Shoe Salesman." Kelly: Christina Applegate. Al: Ed O'Neill. Bob Rooney: E.E. Bell. Griff: Harold Sylvester. Bud: David Faustino.
Episode 24
Radio Free Trumaine
Sun, May 7, 1995 30 mins
Marcy leads a protest over the appointment of her ex as the new Dean of Students at Bud's college. Oliver: Eric Dane. Mark: Andrew Kavovit. April: Keri Russell. Nickolai: Timothy Elwell. Bud: David Faustino. Marcy: Amanda Bearse.
Episode 25
Shoeless Al
Sun, May 14, 1995 30 mins
Al feigns a fear of shoes to win a lawsuit, and now he may have to bowl barefooted in a championship match. Baum: Charlie Dell. Griff: Harold Sylvester. Bob Rooney: E.E. Bell. Milt: Michael Rothhaar. Al: Ed O'Neill.
Episode 26
The Undergraduate
Sun, May 21, 1995 30 mins
A secret admirer sends Kelly expensive presents, but she isn't happy to receive them: he's only 12 years old. Robby: Noah Segan. Stitch: William Gallo. Bennett: Harry S. Murphy. Principal: Damien Leake. Refreshment Guy: Brad Parker. Kelly: Christina Applegate.
