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Married...With Children
EpisodesSeason 5 Episode Guide
25 Episodes 1990 - 1991
Episode 1
We'll Follow the Sun
30 mins
Al heads out on the highway, but his quest for fun comes to a halt in Labour Day traffic.
Episode 2
Al...With Kelly
Sun, Sep 30, 1990 30 mins
Al and Kelly feign illness to avoid visiting Peg's mother, but Kelly really becomes ill, making Al sick of waiting on her.
Episode 3
Sue Casa, His Casa
Sun, Oct 7, 1990 30 mins
The Bundys go to court when a Mercedes hits the Bundymobile, according to the newly licensed Bud.
Episode 4
The Unnatural
Sun, Oct 14, 1990 30 mins
Al's teammates need the votes of Peggy, Kelly and Bud to bench him before their softball championship.
Episode 5
The Dance Show
Sun, Oct 21, 1990 30 mins
When Peg trips the light fantastic with a handsome man, another man accuses her of stealing his husband.
Episode 6
Kelly Bounces Back
Sun, Oct 28, 1990 30 mins
Aspiring model Kelly invents a beguiling manoeuvre for her first audition; Peg goes on strike.
Episode 7
Married with Aliens
Sun, Nov 4, 1990 30 mins
Is it his bump on the head, or do little green aliens really visit Al and take his dirty socks?
Episode 8
Wabbit Season
Sun, Nov 11, 1990 30 mins
To combat stress, Al starts a vegetable garden, but the combat turns physical when a rabbit swipes his carrots.
Episode 9
Do Ya Think I'm Sexy
Sun, Nov 18, 1990 30 mins
Al's confidence soars when he is complimented by neighbourhood women who see him move a couch.
Episode 10
One Down, Two to Go
Sun, Nov 25, 1990 30 mins
Peg takes it hard when Kelly moves out, and Al takes it hard when he sees her new place.
Episode 11
And Baby Makes Money
Sun, Dec 16, 1990 30 mins
Peggy reaps immediate benefits when Al learns he can inherit a half million if he has a child and names it after his late uncle.
Episode 12
Married...With Who?
Sun, Jan 6, 1991 30 mins
The Bundys host a back-yard wedding for Marcy and the man she woke up with, a stranger with a strange past.
Episode 13
The Godfather
Sun, Feb 3, 1991 30 mins
Kelly's relationship with an older man is no problem for Al when he learns the man is a powerful alderman.
Episode 14
Look Who's Barking
Sun, Feb 10, 1991 30 mins
Buck meets a female who takes his food and maybe his place in the Bundy house.
Episode 15
A Man's Castle
Sun, Feb 17, 1991 30 mins
Peggy defies Al's decree not to redecorate by turning his former sanctuary into a chamber of frilly feminine horror.
Episode 16
All Night Security Dude
Sun, Feb 24, 1991 30 mins
Al is reunited with the opponent who claims to have stopped his championship touchdown run in high school.
Episode 17
Oldies but Young'uns
Sun, Mar 17, 1991 30 mins
Al lets his inability to remember the name of a song get to him, but won't let Kelly's admirer get to her.
Episode 18
Weenie Tot Lovers and Other Strangers
Sun, Mar 24, 1991 30 mins
A year's supply of something close to food could be Al's, if Kelly lands the job to represent the stuff, and Peg keeps her hands off it.
Episode 19
Kids! Wadaya Gonna Do?
Sun, Apr 7, 1991 30 mins
The Bundy offspring seek gainful employment, but only Bud gains, while Kelly baby-sits the family from hell.
Episode 20
Top of the Heap
Sun, Apr 7, 1991 30 mins
Al's friend and the man's son attend a high-society fundraiser.
Episode 21
You Better Shop Around
Sun, Apr 14, 1991 30 mins
Part 1 of 2. The Bundys move into a supermarket to escape hot weather, and hot neighbours suffering from a Bundy-based blackout.
Episode 22
You Better Shop Around
Sun, Apr 21, 1991 30 mins
Conclusion. The Bundys face the D'Arcys in a shopping-spree war to determine the contest winner.
Episode 23
Route 666
Sun, Apr 28, 1991 30 mins
Part 1 of 2. When the Bundys break down en route to Los Angeles, a prospector trades his gold mine for their car.
Episode 24
Route 666
Sun, May 5, 1991 30 mins
Conclusion. Overcome by paranoia and greed, the gold gatherers dream of their futures, which have little to do with their current partners.
Episode 25
Buck the Stud
Sun, May 19, 1991 30 mins
A dog breeder offers big money to have his champion mate with Buck; Bud benefits from Kelly's fashion counselling.
