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Married...With Children
EpisodesSeason 11 Episode Guide
24 Episodes 1996 - 1997
Episode 1
Twisted
Sat, Sep 28, 1996 30 mins
Bud tries to scare his date into his arms by creating the illusion of a tornado. But a real storm sends everyone to his basement bedroom. Ariel: Jennifer Lyons. Shoe Shopper: Donna Pieroni. Marcy: Amanda Bearse. Bud: David Faustino.
Episode 2
Children of the Corns
Sat, Oct 5, 1996 30 mins
Instead of competing against each other for a raise, Al and Griff blackmail their boss, who's using illegal workers to make shoes. Al: Ed O'Neill. Griff: Harold Sylvester. Gary: Janet Carroll. Miranda: Teresa Parente. Peggy: Katey Sagal.
Episode 3
Kelly's Gotta Habit
Sat, Oct 12, 1996 30 mins
A nun checks up on Kelly when her latest commercial gig requires her to sign a morals clause. Meanwhile, Al rides along---in uniform---when the TV show "Cops" follows Officer Dan (Dan Tullis Jr.). Mike: David Pressman.
Episode 4
Requiem for a Chevyweight
Sun, Nov 10, 1996 30 mins
With his Dodge sputtering, Al keeps vigil while his family feigns a search for the necessary fuel pump. Part 1 of two. Fisher: Rick Overton. Young Kelly: Hannah Swanson. Al's Dad: Cliff Bemis. Al: Ed O'Neill. Peggy: Katey Sagal.
Episode 5
Requiem for a Chevyweight
Sun, Nov 17, 1996 30 mins
Conclusion. With the Dodge dead and buried, Al leases a new car, while Peg digs up the corpse to sell the engine. Cal: Gary Grubbs. Castro: Michael Sorich. Dr. Fisher: Rick Overton. Jefferson: Ted McGinley.
Episode 6
A Bundy Thanksgiving
Sun, Nov 24, 1996 30 mins
Al's pursuit of his traditional Thanksgiving pie takes him to a funeral, while Bud and the D'Arcys try to procure Kelly's pet turkey. Cameos by sportscasters James Brown, Terry Bradshaw, Howie Long and Ronnie Lott. Al: Ed O'Neill. Bud: David Faustino.
Episode 7
The Juggs Have Left the Building
Sun, Dec 1, 1996 30 mins
In Branson, Mo., contest winners Peggy and Kelly get to open for Tammy Wynette. But Peg wants them billed as a sister act. Desk Clerk: Brent Hinkley. Emcee: Ritchie Montgomery. Peggy: Katey Sagal.
Episode 8
God Rest Ye Merry, Bundymen
Sun, Dec 22, 1996 30 mins
Al and Griff lose their jobs to their holiday assistants; Bud and Kelly steal the D'Arcys' nativity scene; Peggy bakes a gingerbread replica of the neighborhood. Gary: Janet Carroll. Hal: Jonathan Mangum. Bud: David Faustino.
Episode 9
Crimes Against Obesity
Thu, Dec 19, 1996 30 mins
Women calling themselves "Female Large American Beauties" take Al to task for his insults regarding women's weight.
Episode 10
The Stepford Peg
Mon, Jan 6, 1997 30 mins
Al reprograms Peg when she gets amnesia after a bump on the head. The result is a woman who cooks and cleans, and even hires a ring girl when Al and the guys watch wrestling.
Episode 11
Bud on the Side
Mon, Jan 13, 1997 30 mins
Al advises a love-starved Bud to lower his standards, never dreaming it could lead him to have a fling with Al's boss.
Episode 12
Grime and Punishment
Mon, Jan 20, 1997 30 mins
After Al starts charging Bud rent, a building inspector labels him a slumlord and confines him to Bud's room until he makes repairs.
Episode 13
T*R*A*S*H
Mon, Jan 27, 1997 30 mins
Seeking regular meals, Al and Griff join the military reserves and are ordered to help with a garbage strike, with Jefferson as their unit's leader.
Episode 14
Breaking Up Is Easy to Do
Mon, Feb 24, 1997 30 mins
Part 1 of 3. Peggy and Al see a marriage counsellor; Kelly fights a rival for a role in a boxing movie.
Episode 15
Breaking Up Is Easy to Do
Mon, Feb 24, 1997 30 mins
Part 2 of 3. Marcy and Kelly coax Peggy out into the bar scene, where she finds Al, a happy tenant of a bachelor pad near the airport.
Episode 16
Breaking Up Is Easy to Do
Mon, Mar 3, 1997 30 mins
Conclusion. Al spies on Peggy and her new beau, who may force Bud and Kelly to find work if he becomes their "stepdaddy".
Episode 17
Live Nude Peg
Mon, Mar 10, 1997 30 mins
Al and his "No Ma'am" boys turn his garage into a nudie bar where Al becomes infatuated with a disguised Peggy.
Episode 18
A Babe in Toyland
Mon, Mar 17, 1997 30 mins
Kelly becomes a hit when she subs for a kiddie-show host following his breakdown. Meanwhile, Peg and Al get twin beds.
Episode 19
Birthday Boy Toy
Mon, Mar 31, 1997 30 mins
Bud directs Kelly and Al in a commercial for the shoe store; Jefferson becomes a star attraction at a health club after Marcy gives him a membership for his birthday.
Episode 20
Damn Bundys
Mon, Apr 28, 1997 30 mins
Al finds hell's a breeze after selling his soul to play for the Chicago Bears. So the devil makes an adjustment.
Episode 21
Lez Be Friends
Thu, Apr 10, 1997 30 mins
Marcy's cousin Mandy shares Al's tastes for beer, sports and women.
Episode 22
The Desperate Half Hour
Mon, May 5, 1997 30 mins
Part 1 of 2. Bud meets his prison pen pal, who holds the family and the D'Arcys at gunpoint.
Episode 23
How to Marry a Moron
Mon, May 5, 1997 30 mins
Conclusion. Al disapproves of Kelly's wedding plans until he learns of her love's lineage. But then he finds other faults to object to.
Episode 24
Chicago Shoe Exchange
Mon, Jun 9, 1997 30 mins
Al and Griff use their store's inventory to barter with other merchants to acquire a massage chair; newly licensed masseuse Kelly practices on Bud, who is subsequently injured.