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Family Guy Season 13 Episodes

19 Episodes 2014 - 2015

Season 13 continues spotlighting the antics of the Griffin family. In the season premiere, their car is stolen and they find themselves stuck in Springfield in a crossover episode with "The Simpsons." Later, Peter takes on a number of ventures, such as a cookie store with Lois and a detective agency with Cleveland, Joe and Quagmire, but mishaps inevitably derail these efforts. Another notable moment comes when Brian seemingly decides he no longer wants to be buddies with Stewie, forcing the latter to use drastic measures to save the friendship. Elsewhere, Meg is offered a peculiar modeling gig and Chris tries to become the man of the house when Peter and Brian go off to find a replacement Thanksgiving turkey after devouring the original. Liam Neeson highlights this season's guest stars.

Episode 1

The Simpsons Guy - Part 1

Sun, Sep 28, 2014 30 mins

Part 1 of 2. In the Season 13 premiere, the Griffins find their way to Springfield, where they meet "The Simpsons" and Homer plays host to his new "albino" friends, while Lisa teaches Meg the saxophone and Bart and Stewie become chummy.

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Episode 2

The Simpsons Guy - Part 2

Sun, Sep 28, 2014 30 mins

Conclusion. The Griffins meet "The Simpsons" during a visit to Springfield. Homer and Peter get into a battle of the beers and argue which is better, Duff or Pawtucket.

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Episode 3

The Book of Joe

Sun, Oct 5, 2014 30 mins

Joe's dream of becoming a published author nears fruition when Peter decides to help him, but a happy ending doesn't appear possible when Peter begins monopolising the writing duties. Meanwhile, Brian experiences his first runner's high, which turns him into an exercise beast in an attempt to re-create that euphoric feeling.

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Episode 4

Baking Bad

Sun, Oct 19, 2014 30 mins

Lois and Peter open a cookie store, but things take a bad turn when he devises an interesting way to scare up customers.

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Episode 5

Brian the Closer

Sun, Nov 9, 2014 30 mins

After Brian undergoes cosmetic surgery he is faced with a new career---real-estate agent---which leads to trouble with Quagmire.

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Episode 6

Turkey Guys

Sun, Nov 16, 2014 30 mins

On Thanksgiving eve, a drunken and ravenous Peter and Brian wolf down the holiday turkey, and then must go on hunt to find a replacement bird. With Peter gone, Chris decides to step up and take over as man of the house.

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Episode 7

The 2,000-Year-Old Virgin

Sun, Dec 7, 2014 30 mins

Peter is stunned to run into Jesus at the mall, and even more stunned to discover that he is still a virgin, so Peter recruits Quagmire and Cleveland to celebrate Jesus' birthday by finding a way to end his celibacy.

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Episode 8

Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure

Sun, Jan 4, 2015 30 mins

Stewie and Brian rev up the time machine to help Chris pass his history class, which leads to the three of them getting stuck in the past.

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Episode 9

Our Idiot Brian

Sun, Jan 11, 2015 30 mins

Brainy Brian takes the SATs for Meg and scores poorly, and everyone suspects he's not as bright as they thought. With that in mind, Peter takes him under wing to show him the joys and benefits of being dumb and having a low IQ.

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Episode 10

This Little Piggy

Sun, Jan 25, 2015 30 mins

Meg is recruited as a model for an industry that caters to a certain group of fetishists, while Brian and Stewie hit the road together when the latter decides to see what the world is like outside of preschool.

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Episode 11

Quagmire's Mom

Mon, Jul 15, 2013 30 mins

Peter learns that his real first name is Justin, which he takes on as his younger, cooler alter ego. Later, at Peter/Justin's party, Quagmire lands in some big trouble with his mother.

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Episode 12

Encyclopedia Griffin

Sun, Feb 15, 2015 30 mins

Peter and some neighbours form a detective agency, get quite a surprise when they uncover a local thief. Meanwhile, Lois is concerned about a delusional Chris' relationship with a new girlfriend, but also realises that it wouldn't hurt if Peter were to emulate Chris' romantic ways.

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Episode 13

Stewie Is Enceinte

Sun, Mar 8, 2015 30 mins

Brian tires of hanging out with Stewie, so Stewie attempts to save the relationship by having a baby, and maybe a few more, and uses Brian's DNA for impregnation. Meanwhile, Peter, Joe, Quagmire and Cleveland putt their heads together in an attempt to make a viral video.

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Episode 14

Dr. C and the Women

Sun, Mar 15, 2015 30 mins

Meg lands a job at the airport, where, as the hottest employee, she turns instantly popular. Meanwhile, Cleveland becomes a relationship therapist and starts giving advice to Lois and Peter, which frustrates Peter, who considers telling Donna a long-held secret about Cleveland's bachelor party.

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Episode 15


Sun, Apr 12, 2015 30 mins

Peter stumbles upon a missing boy and is celebrated as a town hero, while Joe decides to quit his job and take a road trip to Niagara Falls with Peter, Quagmire and Cleveland.

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Episode 16

Once Bitten

Sun, Apr 19, 2015 30 mins

A stint in obedience school takes some of the bite out of Brian, and Peter soon realizes he liked his pal better when he was feistier. Meanwhile, Chris is bummed when he learns his new friend only buddied up to him to get closer to Meg.

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Episode 17

Roasted Guy

Sun, Apr 26, 2015 30 mins

After his alleged friends hurt his feelings by roasting him, Peter takes comfort with a mean-girl clique, and ignores Lois when she warns that they may be gossiping about him behind his back.

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Episode 18

Fighting Irish

Sun, May 3, 2015 30 mins

Peter boasts that he could beat Liam Neeson in a fight, and then gets the chance to prove it. Meanwhile, Stewie turns jealous when new classroom-mom Lois pays more attention to his young schoolmates.

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Episode 19

Take My Wife

Sun, May 17, 2015 30 mins

In the Season 13 finale, Peter is surprised to discover the Bahamas vacation Lois booked is actually a marriage-counseling retreat. While back at home, Carter watches the kids and is flustered over the fact that they would rather play electronic games than ones that would require actual old-fashion participation.

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