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The King of Queens Season 9 Episodes
Season 9 Episode Guide
13 Episodes 2006 - 2007
Episode 1
Mama Cast
Wed, Dec 6, 200621 mins
When Carrie tells Doug to find a way to invest their tax return check, Doug decides to buy an ice cream truck he sees for sale. Thinking this is a good way to make money, he sets out to sell ice cream. Trouble comes when he tries delivering in another truck driver's zone, leading to a war of the ice cream men.
Episode 2
Affair Trade
Wed, Dec 6, 200621 mins
A woman keeps calling Doug's house, claiming to have spent a romantic weekend with him, but Doug has no idea who she is and tries to find a way to stop her from calling. Realizing that she is calling the wrong Doug Heffernan and leaving sexy messages, he sets out to stop Carrie from finding out, but when she does find out and does not care, Doug becomes even more upset about the situation.
Episode 3
Moxie Moron
Wed, Dec 13, 200621 mins
When O'Boyle goes into rehab he asks Doug and Deacon to fill in for him as supervisor. Doug initially turns it down and tells Deacon to go for it, but then decides he wants it so that he can prove to Carrie that he is not content being a driver for the rest of his life. Soon Doug realizes he is in over his head when everything starts going wrong at the office.
Episode 4
Major Disturbance
Wed, Dec 13, 200621 mins
The Palmers' vacation plans are ruined when Doug frightens Major so much that he refuses to be babysat by the Heffernans. In the meantime, Arthur begins hiring out himself and friends from the senior center to ride with solo drivers so they can use car-pool lanes.
Episode 5
Ruff Goin'
Wed, Dec 20, 200621 mins
When Doug and Carrie are not invited to the block party, Doug shows up anyways and ends up adopting a dog to prove he is a good person. Doug finds out that a dog is a lot of work and tries to find a way to return it without looking bad, but before he can, Carrie tells him they have to keep the dog a little longer because their neighbor, Glenn, says he can get her a good deal on a massage chair. Arthur also tries to help Danny break his addiction to gambling, but ends up getting hooked on it too.
Episode 6
Brace Yourself
Wed, Jan 3, 200721 mins
An unflattering picture by Major prompts Arthur to ask Doug and Carrie for braces. Meanwhile, Kelly hires an out-of-work Spence to help out around the house.
Episode 7
Home Cheapo
Mon, Apr 9, 200721 mins
When Deacon and Kelly buy a vacation house on a lake Carrie convinces Doug that they were able to afford it because the two were so cheap and never pay for anything when they are together. Doug and Carrie go to the new home with Deacon and Kelly and decide to get back at them by making Deacon and Kelly pay for everything. Spence is also trying to find a new job and Arthur decides to give him advice on getting one.
Episode 8
Offensive Fowl
Mon, Apr 16, 200730 mins
After almost running over a chicken on the highway, Doug becomes more animal-sensitive and decides to become a vegetarian.
Episode 9
Mild Bunch
Mon, Apr 23, 200722 mins
Doug is having his high school reunion, where he meets Jeff "The Beast" Sussmann, who was a dysfunctional student now on the straight and narrow, and has become vice principal of their old high school. With some prompting from Doug, they plan revenge on principal Nagel that gets out of hand. Meanwhile Carrie and Arthur try to watch a movie together at home with tragic consequences.
Episode 10
Manhattan Project
Mon, Apr 30, 200721 mins
When Carrie discovers the apartment she wanted when they first got married is now available, Carrie wants to move to Manhattan. The only problem is Arthur. Arthur later meets a woman that he wishes to live with and marry. Now Doug is being forced to move out of Queens.
Episode 11
Single Spaced
Mon, May 7, 200720 mins
Carrie moves to Manhattan but Doug refuses to leave the house in Queens. Ultimately they find the one thing that will keep them together--or so it seems.
Episode 12
China Syndrome: Part 1
Mon, May 14, 200745 mins
Arthur's (played by Jerry Stiller) wedding day is here but he soon finds himself without a bride when Ava St. Clair leaves him for not being gay. Doug (Kevin James), still mad at Carrie for lying about the apartment in Manhattan, decides he is going to divorce Carrie, and shows up to the wedding drunk.
Episode 13
China Syndrome: Part 2
Mon, May 14, 2007
With Doug and Carrie moving towards divorce, there are only two options. On a flight to China can they come together to make a double or nothing bet?
