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The King of Queens Season 5 Episodes

25 Episodes 2002 - 2003

Episode 1

Arthur, Spooner

Mon, Sep 23, 2002 30 mins

Doug discovers that he literally can't sleep without Carrie when she is required to work nights to prepare for a big civil case at the law firm.

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Episode 2

Window Pain

Mon, Sep 30, 2002 30 mins

Carrie worries that her new neighbuors may have overheard her arguing with Doug, so she works hard to impress them; Spence, working in a subway toll booth, calls the police when Arthur refuses to pay his fare and jumps the turnstile.

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Episode 3

Holy Mackerel

Mon, Oct 7, 2002 30 mins

Carrie prays for a raise and gets it, so she starts praying for other selfish things, which infuriates Doug. Also, Arthur attempts to sell the house without telling Doug and Carrie.

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Episode 4

Kirbed Enthusiasm

Mon, Oct 14, 2002 30 mins

Deacon asks Doug to help him coach his 8-year-old son's football team and the boy challenges Doug to try out for a semipro team, but Carrie isn't thrilled with the idea.

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Episode 5

Mammary Lane

Mon, Oct 21, 2002 30 mins

Carrie is shocked when she baby-sits her boss's 4-year-old son and he constantly feels her up. Also, Doug tries flirting with a homely girl at a bowling alley to make her feel good, but his efforts backfire.

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Episode 6

Business Affairs

Mon, Oct 28, 2002 30 mins

Doug becomes jealous when he visits Carrie's office and discovers that she is very friendly with a gay male co-worker. Also, Arthur gets upset when Holly starts paying more attention to a new dog she's walking than to him.

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Episode 7

Flame Resistant

Mon, Nov 4, 2002 30 mins

Carrie gets jealous when Doug's mother visits and spends most of her time with one of Doug's ex-girlfriends, a now-divorced woman who has stayed in contact with Mrs Heffernan over the years.

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Episode 8

Flash Photography

Mon, Nov 11, 2002 30 mins

Doug takes an obscene picture of himself at a wedding reception, and he's horrified when the photo is passed around the next day at a brunch for the bride and groom.

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Episode 9

Connect Four

Mon, Nov 18, 2002 30 mins

Carrie wins four tickets to several Knicks games, but she and Doug disagree over which couple to take along with them. Also, Arthur boasts that he can get parking tickets fixed by a friend in the police department, but he soon learns that his old acquaintance no longer works there. But Arthur is too proud to fess up to his buddies, and they keep bringing him tickets.

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Episode 10

Loaner Car

Mon, Nov 25, 2002 30 mins

Doug loans Carrie out to Deacon for a week so she can help him prepare a Thanksgiving feast for his whole family, but she soon wears out her welcome with her poor cooking skills and her non-stop chatter.

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Episode 11

Mentalo Case

Mon, Dec 16, 2002 30 mins

Christmas brings headaches for the Heffernans when Doug fights with Deacon over a cherished toy from their youth and Carrie gets caught up in trying to outgive everyone else on her holiday shopping list.

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Episode 12

Jung Frankenstein

Mon, Jan 6, 2003 30 mins

Carrie thinks Doug needs professional help to control his excessive eating habits, so she persuades him to see a therapist. Also: Arthur believes he's addicted to nasal spray and fights to stay off of it.

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Episode 13

Attention Deficit

Mon, Jan 20, 2003 30 mins

Carrie accuses Doug of not thinking about her enough during the day, so Doug goes out of his way to prove her wrong. Also, Doug tries to recruit guys at work to attend his Super Bowl party when it appears that everyone is intent on going to an elaborate bash thrown by another co-worker instead.

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Episode 14

Prints Charming

Mon, Feb 3, 2003 30 mins

Doug and Carrie pick up another couple's photos by mistake and feel their lives aren't as exciting as the mystery pair, so they try to copy what they see in the pictures. Also: Arthur gets a mobile phone and is disappointed when no one calls him.

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Episode 15

Animal Attraction

Mon, Feb 10, 2003 30 mins

Doug must cancel a Valentine's Day dinner with Carrie when his boss makes him transport penguins to the Albany zoo. Also: Arthur tries to romance a woman at a dance for senior citizens; and Carrie's boss takes a liking to Holly. Evelyn: Francine York.

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Episode 16

Golden Moldy

Mon, Feb 17, 2003 30 mins

Doug and Carrie holiday with their neighbours in St Croix, but their fun is short-lived after Arthur calls them with bad news about their house, which is in need of an expensive repair.

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Episode 17

S'Poor House

Mon, Feb 24, 2003 30 mins

Arthur allows Spence's mother to seduce him in hopes that she will lend him $12,000 for a much-needed home repair that Doug and Carrie can't afford. Also: Doug invites his dad to visit.

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Episode 18

Steve Moscow

Mon, Mar 10, 2003 30 mins

Doug and Carrie go to extreme lengths to get the lazy Russian crew they hired to rid their house of mold to finish the job. One of the things they do is supply the workers with an unlimited supply of vodka.

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Episode 19

Cowardly Lyin'

Mon, Mar 31, 2003 30 mins

Carrie confronts Doug about his habit of lying in order to get out of doing things he hates, while he accuses her of using scare tactics to get her way. Also: Spence's meek girlfriend picks up some nasty pointers from Carrie and uses them on him.

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Episode 20

Driving Reign

Mon, Apr 14, 2003 30 mins

Doug is depressed when his cousin Danny is hired as a driver at IPS and is given Doug's route after he turns in a faster time on the circuit. At home, Arthur gets upset with Holly after she tells him he is like a grandfather to her rather than like a dad.

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Episode 21

Clothes Encounter

Mon, Apr 21, 2003 30 mins

Carrie can't control her urge to buy expensive clothes, wear them for a few days and then return them for a full refund. Elsewhere, Spence's new girlfriend is terrified of his dog and makes him decide between her and the pooch.

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Episode 22

Queens'bro Bridge

Mon, Apr 28, 2003 30 mins

Doug tries to reunite Arthur with his estranged half-brother after learning that the two of them own a nearby house, which was left to them by a relative 10 years before. Doug sees this as a great chance to finally get Arthur to move out, but Carrie doesn't think it is such a good idea.

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Episode 23

Dog Shelter

Mon, May 5, 2003 30 mins

While visiting his parents in Florida, Doug learns the overprotective duo have been sheltering him from painful truths, such as the fact that his dog died years ago and has been replaced three times. Back at home, Spence convinces Arthur to serve as a mediator between Spence's girlfriend and his mother at a dinner.

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Episode 24

Taste Buds

Mon, May 12, 2003 30 mins

Doug's plan to get the fatty foods he wants to eat through Arthur backfires when Carrie catches on and puts her dad on a strict diet. Meanwhile, Spence camps out in front of a movie theater in order to be the first person in line for an upcoming sci-fi picture.

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Episode 25

Bed Spread

Mon, May 19, 2003 30 mins

The fifth season wraps up with Doug and Carrie discovering that they enjoy doing things apart, even sleeping, after they are forced to use twin beds until their new one arrives. Also: Arthur spies on neighbour Lou Ferrigno to get all the latest gossip.

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