The Dick Van Dyke Show Season 5 Episodes

Episode 1

Coast to Coast Big Mouth

Wed, Sep 15, 1965 30 mins

Laura appears on a TV game show. Laura: Mary Tyler Moore. Rob: Dick Van Dyke. Alan: Carl Reiner. Millie: Ann Morgan Guilbert.

Episode 2

A Farewell to Writing

Wed, Sep 22, 1965 30 mins

Rob is determined to write that long-neglected novel. Horace: Guy Raymond. Laura: Mary Tyler Moore.

Episode 3

Uhny Uftz

Wed, Sep 29, 1965 30 mins

Rob thinks he sees a flying saucer. Rob: Dick Van Dyke. Laura: Mary Tyler Moore. Dr. Ridley: Ross Elliott. Buddy: Morey Amsterdam. Sally: Rose Marie.

Episode 4

The Ugliest Dog in the World

Wed, Oct 6, 1965 30 mins

Rob doesn't know what to do with an ugly dog he had planned to use on Alan's show. Rex: Billy De Wolfe. Laura: Mary Tyler Moore.

Episode 5

No Rice at My Wedding

Wed, Oct 13, 1965 30 mins

Rob recalls the time he nearly lost Laura in an Army-camp raffle. Rob: Dick Van Dyke. Rice: Van Williams. Laura: Mary Tyler Moore.

Episode 6

Draw Me a Pear

Wed, Oct 20, 1965 30 mins

Laura is jealous when Rob becomes a pretty art teacher's pet. Valerie: Ina Balin. Rob: Dick Van Dyke. Laura: Mary Tyler Moore. Missy: Jackie Joseph. Sally: Rose Marie.

Episode 7

The Great Petrie Fortune

Wed, Oct 27, 1965 30 mins

Rob's uncle dies and leaves him a valuable desk---and a riddle. Laura: Mary Tyler Moore. Rob: Dick Van Dyke. Buddy: Morey Amsterdam. Sally: Rose Marie.

Episode 8

Odd but True

Wed, Nov 3, 1965 30 mins

Ritchie and his friend play connect-the-dots with Rob's freckles. Dick Van Dyke, Larry Mathews, Peter Oliphant, Mary Tyler Moore, Ann Morgan Guilbert, James Millhollin.

Episode 9

Viva Petrie

Wed, Nov 10, 1965 30 mins

The Petries' former maid asks Rob to find her boyfriend a job. Rob: Dick Van Dyke. Manuel: Joby Baker. Laura: Mary Tyler Moore. Sally: Rose Marie. Buddy: Morey Amsterdam.

Episode 10

Go Tell the Birds and the Bees

Wed, Nov 17, 1965 30 mins

Ritchie lectures his classmates on the facts of life. Rob: Dick Van Dyke. Ritchie: Larry Mathews. Laura: Mary Tyler Moore. Dr. Gormsley: Peter Hobbs. Miss Reshovsky: Alberta Nelson. Sally: Rose Marie.

Episode 11

Body and Sol

Wed, Nov 24, 1965 30 mins

Rob recalls his Army boxing match with Boom-Boom Bailey (Paul Stader). Sol: Allan Melvin. Rob: Dick Van Dyke. Sally: Rose Marie. Buddy: Morey Amsterdam.

Episode 12

See Rob Write, Write, Rob, Write

Wed, Dec 8, 1965 30 mins

Rob and Laura clash when they both try to write a children's story. Rob: Dick Van Dyke. Laura: Mary Tyler Moore. Ollie: John McGiver. Sally: Rose Marie. Buddy: Morey Amsterdam.

Episode 13

You're Under Arrest

Wed, Dec 15, 1965 30 mins

Laura's curious about how Rob got a black eye. Rob: Dick Van Dyke. Laura: Mary Tyler Moore. Sally: Rose Marie. Buddy: Morey Amsterdam. Norton: Phillip Pine.

Episode 14

Fifty-Two, Forty-Five or Work

Wed, Dec 29, 1965 30 mins

Rob recalls being temporarily laid off when Laura was expecting. Rob: Dick Van Dyke. Laura: Mary Tyler Moore. Buddy: Morey Amsterdam. Sally: Rose Marie. Miss McCracken: Reta Shaw. Joe: James Frawley. Mel: Richard Deacon.

Episode 15

Who Stole My Watch?

Wed, Jan 5, 1966 30 mins

Missing: Laura's birthday present to Rob (Dick Van Dyke). Laura: Mary Tyler Moore. Sally: Rose Marie. Buddy: Morey Amsterdam. Evans: Milton Frome. Millie: Ann Morgan Guilbert. Mel: Richard Deacon.

Episode 16

I Do Not Choose to Run

Wed, Jan 19, 1966 30 mins

Part 1 of two. Rob considers running for the city council. Howard: Philip Ober. Bill: Arte Johnson. Doug: George Tyne. Laura: Mary Tyler Moore. Sally: Rose Marie. Buddy: Morey Amsterdam.

Episode 17

The Making of a Councilman

Wed, Jan 26, 1966 30 mins

Conclusion. Rob runs for city councilman. Lincoln: Wally Cox. Laura: Mary Tyler Moore. Sally: Rose Marie. Buddy: Morey Amsterdam. Mel: Richard Deacon.

Episode 18

The Curse of the Petrie People

Wed, Feb 2, 1966 30 mins

The Petries become the owners of a cursed heirloom. Rob: Dick Van Dyke. Laura: Mary Tyler Moore. Sam: Tom Tully. Clara: Isabel Randolph.

Episode 19

The Bottom of Mel Cooley's Heart

Wed, Feb 9, 1966 30 mins

Rob looks for a way to bolster the spirits of a depressed Mel (Richard Deacon). Rob: Dick Van Dyke. Alan: Carl Reiner. Sally: Rose Marie. Buddy: Morey Amsterdam. Laura: Mary Tyler Moore.

Episode 20

Remember the Alimony

Wed, Feb 16, 1966 30 mins

Rob and Laura recall the time they almost got a divorce. Rob: Dick Van Dyke. Laura: Mary Tyler Moore. Sally: Rose Marie. Buddy: Morey Amsterdam. Ritchie: Larry Mathews.

Episode 21

Dear Sally Rogers

Wed, Feb 23, 1966 30 mins

Sally advertises for a husband on a TV show. Sally: Rose Marie. Rob: Dick Van Dyke. Steve: Dick Schaal. Herman: Bill Idelson. Laura: Mary Tyler Moore.

Episode 22

Buddy Sorrell---Man and Boy

Wed, Mar 2, 1966 30 mins

Rob and Sally suspect Buddy is cheating on Pickles. Dorothy: Pippa Scott. Leon: Ed Peck. Rob: Dick Van Dyke. Sally: Rose Marie. Laura: Mary Tyler Moore.

Episode 23

Bad Reception in Albany

Wed, Mar 9, 1966 30 mins

Out of town for a wedding, Rob tries to find a TV so he can watch an important program. Rob: Dick Van Dyke. Forrest: Tom D'Andrea. Sugar: Chanin Hale. Wendell: Robert Nichols. Chambermaid: Bella Bruck. Bartender: Bert Remsen. Laura: Mary Tyler Moore.

Episode 24

Talk to the Snail

Wed, Mar 23, 1966 30 mins

Rob finds a memo to Alan urging the firing of one of the writers. Rob: Dick Van Dyke. Claude: Paul Winchell. Sally: Rose Marie. Buddy: Morey Amsterdam. Laura: Mary Tyler Moore. Alan: Carl Reiner.

Episode 25

A Day in the Life of Alan Brady

Wed, Apr 6, 1966 30 mins

Filming starts on the Alan Brady story---in the Petrie house. Rob: Dick Van Dyke. Alan: Carl Reiner. Laura: Mary Tyler Moore. Millie: Ann Morgan Guilbert. Sally: Rose Marie. Buddy: Morey Amsterdam. Mel: Richard Deacon. Jerry: Jerry Paris.

Episode 26

Obnoxious, Offensive, Egomaniac, Etc.

Wed, Apr 13, 1966 30 mins

Panic sets in when the wrong script is accidentally left for Alan. Rob: Dick Van Dyke. Buddy: Morey Amsterdam. Sally: Rose Marie. Laura: Mary Tyler Moore. Mel: Richard Deacon. Alan: Carl Reiner.

Episode 27

The Man from My Uncle

Wed, Apr 20, 1966 30 mins

Godfrey Cambridge guest stars as a government agent. Rob: Dick Van Dyke. Gerard: Steven Geray. Phillips: Biff Elliott. Laura: Mary Tyler Moore.

Episode 28

You Ought to Be in Pictures

Wed, Apr 27, 1966 30 mins

Rob assures Laura that his role in a movie won't involve girls. Rob: Dick Van Dyke. Laura: Mary Tyler Moore. Leslie: Michael Constantine. Lucianna: Jayne Massey.

Episode 29

Love Thy Other Neighbor

Wed, May 4, 1966 30 mins

New neighbors cause a rift between the Petries and the Helpers. Fred: Joby Baker. Mary: Sue Taylor. Rob: Dick Van Dyke. Laura: Mary Tyler Moore. Millie: Ann Morgan Guilbert. Jerry: Jerry Paris.

Episode 30

Long Night's Journey into Day

Wed, May 11, 1966 30 mins

Laura's all nerves when she's left alone for a night. Laura: Mary Tyler Moore. Millie: Ann Morgan Guilbert. Rob: Dick Van Dyke. Jerry: Jerry Paris.

Episode 31

The Gunslinger

Wed, May 25, 1966 30 mins

Rob dreams his way back to the Old West. Laura: Mary Tyler Moore. Buddy: Morey Amsterdam. Sally: Rose Marie. Mel: Richard Deacon.

Episode 32

The Last Chapter

Wed, Jun 1, 1966 30 mins

Laura reads Rob's just-completed autobiography, to the accompaniment of clips from past episodes. Rob: Dick Van Dyke. Laura: Mary Tyler Moore.

Episode 33

Love Thy Neighbor

Sun, Jun 19, 2022 30 mins

The Helpers are jealous of the Petries' new neighbors.

Episode 34

98 Years of Magic

Fri, Dec 22, 2023 30 mins