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The Dick Van Dyke Show Season 2 Episodes

32 Episodes 1962 - 1963

Episode 1

Never Name a Duck

Wed, Sep 26, 1962 30 mins

Rob tries to give away props---but nobody wants two live ducklings. Rob: Dick Van Dyke. Laura: Mary Tyler Moore. Sally: Rose Marie. Buddy: Morey Amsterdam. Miss Singleton: Jane Dulo. Miss Glasser: Geraldine Wall. Mr. Fletcher: Jerry Hausner. Veterinarian's Assistant: Frank Adamo. Ritchie: Larry Mathews.

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Episode 2

The Two Faces of Rob

Wed, Oct 3, 1962 30 mins

As an experiment, Rob calls Laura and disguises his voice, then wonders why she's flirting with a stranger on the phone. Mary Tyler Moore, Rose Marie, Morey Amsterdam.

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Episode 3

The Attempted Marriage

Wed, Oct 10, 1962 30 mins

Rob tells Ritchie how he proposed. Rob: Dick Van Dyke. Laura: Mary Tyler Moore. Ritchie: Larry Mathews. Army Doctor: Sandy Kenyon. Medic: Ray Kellogg. Chaplain: Dabbs Greer.

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Episode 4

Bank Book 6565696

Wed, Oct 17, 1962 30 mins

Rob finds a bankbook showing a balance in Laura's name. Rob: Dick Van Dyke. Laura: Mary Tyler Moore. Jerry: Jerry Paris. Buddy: Morey Amsterdam. Sally: Rose Marie. Ritchie: Larry Mathews.

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Episode 5

Hustling the Hustler

Wed, Oct 24, 1962 30 mins

Rob is hustled by Buddy's brother (Phil Leeds), a pool shark. Rob: Dick Van Dyke. Laura: Mary Tyler Moore. Sally: Rose Marie. Buddy: Morey Amsterdam. Mel: Richard Deacon.

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Episode 6

My Husband Is Not a Drunk

Wed, Oct 31, 1962 30 mins

A posthypnotic suggestion causes problems for Rob (Dick Van Dyke). Laura: Mary Tyler Moore. Glen: Charles Aidman. Sally: Rose Marie. Buddy: Morey Amsterdam. Mel: Richard Deacon. Ritchie: Larry Mathews. Jerry: Jerry Paris. Millie: Ann Morgan Guilbert. Mr. Boland: Roy Roberts.

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Episode 7

What's in a Middle Name

Wed, Nov 7, 1962 30 mins

Ritchie's question---what's my middle name?---is simple enough, but the answer isn't: It's "Rosebud." Rob: Dick Van Dyke. Laura: Mary Tyler Moore. Ritchie: Larry Mathews. Buddy: Morey Amsterdam. Sally: Rose Marie. Cooley: Richard Deacon.

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Episode 8

Like a Sister

Wed, Nov 14, 1962 30 mins

Vic Damone guest stars. Rob: Dick Van Dyke. Sally: Rose Marie. Laura: Mary Tyler Moore. Buddy: Morey Amsterdam.

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Episode 9

The Night the Roof Fell In

Wed, Nov 21, 1962 30 mins

Rob storms out of the house after an argument with Laura. Rob: Dick Van Dyke. Laura: Mary Tyler Moore. Ritchie: Larry Mathews. Sally: Rose Marie. Buddy: Morey Amsterdam. Millie: Ann Morgan Guilbert.

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Episode 10

The Secret Life of Buddy and Sally

Wed, Nov 28, 1962 30 mins

Rob thinks Buddy and Sally are writing for another TV show. Rob: Dick Van Dyke. Buddy: Morey Amsterdam. Sally: Rose Marie. Laura: Mary Tyler Moore. Ritchie: Larry Mathews. Mel: Richard Deacon. Waiter: Phil Arnold.

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Episode 11

A Bird in the Head Hurts

Wed, Dec 5, 1962 30 mins

Ritchie claims he was attacked by a giant woodpecker. Ritchie: Larry Mathews. Rob: Dick Van Dyke. Laura: Mary Tyler Moore. Buddy: Morey Amsterdam. Sally: Rose Marie. Millie: Ann Morgan Guilbert. Game Warden: Cliff Norton.

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Episode 12

Gesundheit Darling

Wed, Dec 12, 1962 30 mins

Rob wonders if his sneezing attacks are due to a suppressed hostility toward Laura. Rob: Dick Van Dyke. Laura: Mary Tyler Moore. Jerry: Jerry Paris. Millie: Ann Morgan Guilbert. Dr. Julian: Sandy Kenyon.

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Episode 13

A Man's Teeth Are Not His Own

Wed, Dec 19, 1962 30 mins

A broken tooth is a big pain for Rob, whose dentist is out of town. Rob: Dick Van Dyke. Laura: Mary Tyler Moore. Sally: Rose Marie. Buddy: Morey Amsterdam. Mel: Richard Deacon. Jerry: Jerry Paris.

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Episode 14

Somebody Has to Play Cleopatra

Wed, Dec 26, 1962 30 mins

Rob recalls the casting problems he encountered in a PTA variety show. Rob: Dick Van Dyke. Laura: Mary Tyler Moore. Jerry: Jerry Paris. Millie: Ann Morgan Guilbert. Cynthia: Valerie Yerke. Harry: Bob Crane. Shirley: Shirley Mitchell. Mrs. Billings: Eleanor Audley.

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Episode 15

The Cat Burglar

Wed, Jan 2, 1963 30 mins

It's night, and all's not well as Rob searches for an intruder. Rob: Dick Van Dyke. Laura: Mary Tyler Moore. Jerry: Jerry Paris. Millie: Ann Morgan Guilbert. Ritchie: Larry Mathews.

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Episode 16

The Foul Weather Girl

Wed, Jan 9, 1963 30 mins

Rob sneaks in and plants a big kiss on Laura, only it isn't Laura---it's his old school friend Jane Leighton. Rob: Dick Van Dyke. Laura: Mary Tyler Moore. Jane: Joan O'Brien. Buddy: Morey Amsterdam. Sally: Rose Marie. Cooley: Richard Deacon.

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Episode 17

Will You Two Be My Wife?

Wed, Jan 16, 1963 30 mins

Barbara Bain appears in this episode, in which Rob recalls the time he proposed to two women. Rob: Dick Van Dyke. Laura: Mary Tyler Moore. Sam: Allan Melvin.

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Episode 18

Ray Murdock's X-Ray

Wed, Jan 23, 1963 30 mins

Rob considers appearing on a controversial TV talk show. Rob: Dick Van Dyke. Laura: Mary Tyler Moore. Murdock: Gene Lyons. Sally: Rose Marie. Buddy: Morey Amsterdam. Ritchie: Larry Mathews.

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Episode 19

I Was a Teen-Age Head Writer

Wed, Jan 30, 1963 30 mins

Rob recalls the day he was hired as Alan Brady's head writer. Rob: Dick Van Dyke. Laura: Mary Tyler Moore. Sally: Rose Marie. Mel: Richard Deacon. Buddy: Morey Amsterdam.

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Episode 20

It May Look like a Walnut

Wed, Feb 6, 1963 30 mins

Rob is convinced that Earth has been invaded. Laura: Mary Tyler Moore. Sally: Rose Marie. Buddy: Morey Amsterdam. Mel: Richard Deacon.

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Episode 21

My Husband Is a Check-Grabber

Wed, Feb 13, 1963 30 mins

Laura tries to break Rob's check-grabbing habit. Laura: Mary Tyler Moore. Rob: Dick Van Dyke. Buddy: Morey Amsterdam. Sally: Rose Marie. Pickles: Joan Shawlee. Herman: Bill Idelson. Anatole: Phil Arnold.

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Episode 22

Don't Trip Over That Mountain

Wed, Feb 20, 1963 30 mins

Rob and Laura clash over a ski trip. Rob: Dick Van Dyke. Laura: Mary Tyler Moore. Jerry: Jerry Paris. Millie: Ann Morgan Guilbert. Nurse: Jean Allison. Doctor: Ray Kellogg.

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Episode 23

Give Me Your Walls

Wed, Feb 27, 1963 30 mins

The Petries hire an eccentric house painter. Vito: Vito Scotti. Rob: Dick Van Dyke. Laura: Mary Tyler Moore. Ritchie: Larry Mathews.

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Episode 24

The Sam Pomerantz Scandals

Wed, Mar 6, 1963 30 mins

Rob, Laura and the gang put on a variety show at a resort hotel. Rob: Dick Van Dyke. Laura: Mary Tyler Moore. Sam: Henry Calvin. Buddy: Morey Amsterdam. Sally: Rose Marie. Mel: Richard Deacon. Pickles: Joan Shawlee.

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Episode 25

The Square Triangle

Wed, Mar 20, 1963 30 mins

Rob looks for a way to get a French entertainer on the show. Jacques: Jacques Bergerac. Rob: Dick Van Dyke. Laura: Mary Tyler Moore. Sally: Rose Marie. Buddy: Morey Amsterdam. Mel: Richard Deacon. Millie: Ann Morgan Guilbert.

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Episode 26

I'm No Henry Walden

Wed, Mar 27, 1963 30 mins

Rob's financial trouble involves a scholarship fund. Henry: Everett Sloane. Rob: Dick Van Dyke. Laura: Mary Tyler Moore. Yale: Carl Reiner. Mrs. Huntington: Doris Packer. Sally: Rose Marie. Buddy: Morey Amsterdam. Thomas: Roxane Berard.

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Episode 27

Racy Tracy Rattigan

Wed, Apr 3, 1963 30 mins

All is not jolly when an English comic substitutes for Alan Brady. Rattigan: Dick Dawson. Rob: Dick Van Dyke. Sally: Rose Marie. Buddy: Morey Amsterdam. Mel: Richard Deacon. Laura: Mary Tyler Moore.

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Episode 28

Divorce

Wed, Apr 10, 1963 30 mins

Buddy suspects Pickles of two-timing him. Buddy: Morey Amsterdam. Rob: Dick Van Dyke. Sally: Rose Marie. Laura: Mary Tyler Moore.

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Episode 29

It's a Shame She Married Me

Wed, Apr 17, 1963 30 mins

Robert Vaughn stars as a wealthy bachelor who once wanted to marry Laura (Mary Tyler Moore). Rob: Dick Van Dyke. Sally: Rose Marie. Buddy: Morey Amsterdam. Mel: Richard Deacon. Ritchie: Larry Mathews. Jerry: Jerry Paris. Edward: Frank Adamo. Millie: Ann Morgan Guilbert.

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Episode 30

A Surprise Surprise Is a Surprise

Wed, Apr 24, 1963 30 mins

Rob overhears Laura planning his surprise birthday party. Rob: Dick Van Dyke. Laura: Mary Tyler Moore. Sally: Rose Marie. Buddy: Morey Amsterdam. Mel: Richard Deacon. Jerry: Jerry Paris. Millie: Ann Morgan Guilbert.

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Episode 31

Jilting the Jilter

Wed, May 1, 1963 30 mins

Rob and Buddy disapprove of Sally's new boyfriend---a deadbeat comic. Sally: Rose Marie. Freddy: Guy Marks. Rob: Dick Van Dyke. Buddy: Morey Amsterdam.

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Episode 32

When a Bowling Pin Talks, Listen

Wed, May 8, 1963 30 mins

Ritchie suggests an idea for an Alan Brady sketch. Ritchie: Larry Matthews. Laura: Mary Tyler Moore. Buddy: Morey Amsterdam. Sally: Rose Marie. Alan: Carl Reiner. Willie: Herbie Faye. Barber: Jon Silo.

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