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The Dick Van Dyke Show Season 3 Episodes

32 Episodes 1963 - 1964

Episode 1

That's My Boy?

Wed, Sep 25, 1963 30 mins

Rob recalls the day Laura brought Ritchie home from the hospital. Rob: Dick Van Dyke. Laura: Mary Tyler Moore. Jerry: Jerry Paris. Nurse: Amzie Strickland. Mr. Peters: Greg Morris. Mrs. Peters: Mimi Dillard.

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Episode 2

The Masterpiece

Wed, Oct 2, 1963 30 mins

At an auction, Rob unwittingly bids on a painting---and wins it. Holdecker: Howard Morris. Laura: Mary Tyler Moore. Sally: Rose Marie. Buddy: Morey Amsterdam.

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Episode 3

Laura's Little Lie

Wed, Oct 9, 1963 30 mins

Part 1. Rob wonders why Laura won't meet with an insurance salesman (Charles Aidman). Rob: Dick Van Dyke. Buddy: Morey Amsterdam. Sally: Rose Marie.

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Episode 4

Very Old Shoes, Very Old Rice

Wed, Oct 16, 1963 30 mins

Conclusion. An informal wedding poses problems for the Petries. Rob: Dick Van Dyke. Laura: Mary Tyler Moore. Judge: Russell Collins. Donald: Burt Mustin. Dodo: Madge Blake. Buddy: Morey Amsterdam.

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Episode 5

All About Eavesdropping

Wed, Oct 23, 1963 30 mins

Rob gets an earful when he turns on a toy intercom. Rob: Dick Van Dyke. Laura: Mary Tyler Moore. Sally: Rose Marie. Buddy: Morey Amsterdam.

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Episode 6

Too Many Stars

Wed, Oct 30, 1963 30 mins

Pandemonium prevails when Rob directs the Parents' Council show. Rob: Dick Van Dyke. Laura: Mary Tyler Moore. Mrs. Billings: Eleanor Audley. Anita: Sylvia Lewis. Buddy: Morey Amsterdam. Sally: Rose Marie.

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Episode 7

Who and Where Was Antonio Stradivarius?

Wed, Nov 6, 1963 30 mins

Working on a sketch, Rob breaks a violin over his head, which leads to a bout of amnesia. Rob: Dick Van Dyke. Laura: Mary Tyler Moore. Graciella: Sallie Janes. Buddy: Morey Amsterdam. Sally: Rose Marie. Mel: Richard Deacon.

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Episode 8

Uncle George

Wed, Nov 13, 1963 30 mins

Rob plays Cupid for his Uncle George (Denver Pyle). Rob: Dick Van Dyke. Sally: Rose Marie. Buddy: Morey Amsterdam. Laura: Mary Tyler Moore. Mel: Richard Deacon. Mrs. Glimsher: Elvia Allman. Herman: Bill Idelson.

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Episode 9

Big Max Calvada

Wed, Nov 20, 1963 30 mins

A racketeer pressures Rob into writing a night-club act for his nephew. Max: Sheldon Leonard. Rob: Dick Van Dyke. Buddy: Morey Amsterdam. Sally: Rose Marie. Bernard: Art Batanides. Kenneth: Jack Larson.

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Episode 10

The Ballad of Betty Lou

Wed, Nov 27, 1963 30 mins

Their friendship may go under when Rob and Jerry share a boat command. Rob: Dick Van Dyke. Jerry: Jerry Paris.

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Episode 11

Turtles, Ties and Toreadors

Wed, Dec 4, 1963 30 mins

Rob hires a maid---sight unseen. Laura: Mary Tyler Moore. Maria: Miriam Colon. Immigration Officer: Alan Dexter. Taxi Driver: Tiny Brauer.

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Episode 12

The Sound of the Trumpets of Conscience Falls

Wed, Dec 11, 1963 30 mins

Rob's worried about becoming "involved" in a jewelry-store theft. Rob: Dick Van Dyke. Laura: Mary Tyler Moore. Yarnell: Ken Lynch. Nelson: Bernie Hamilton. Ritchie: Larry Mathews. Sally: Rose Marie. Buddy: Morey Amsterdam. Hoodlum: Alan Dexter. Officer: Ray Kellogg. Witness: Frank Adamo.

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Episode 13

The Alan Brady Show Presents

Wed, Dec 18, 1963 30 mins

Alan turns over the reins of "The Alan Brady Show" to his dear friends, who put together a Christmas extravaganza. Laura: Mary Tyler Moore. Sally: Rose Marie. Buddy: Morey Amsterdam. Mel: Richard Deacon.

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Episode 14

The Third One from the Left

Wed, Jan 1, 1964 30 mins

How can Rob explain an affectionate chorus girl's kiss? Rob: Dick Van Dyke. Laura: Mary Tyler Moore. Joan: Cheryl Holdridge. Mel: Richard Deacon.

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Episode 15

My Husband Is the Best One

Wed, Jan 8, 1964 30 mins

Laura brags about Rob during an interview about Alan. Rob: Dick Van Dyke. Laura: Mary Tyler Moore. Buddy: Morey Amsterdam. Sally: Rose Marie. Diane: Valerie Yerke. Mel: Richard Deacon. Alan: Carl Reiner.

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Episode 16

The Lady and the Tiger and the Lawyer

Wed, Jan 15, 1964 30 mins

Rob and Laura play Cupid for the new neighborhood bachelor. Arthur: Anthony Eisley. Rob: Dick Van Dyke. Laura: Mary Tyler Moore. Donna: Lyla Graham. Sally: Rose Marie. Buddy: Morey Amsterdam.

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Episode 17

The Life and Love of Joe Coogan

Wed, Jan 22, 1964 30 mins

Rob's new golf partner proves no stranger to Laura. Joe: Michael Forest. Rob: Dick Van Dyke. Laura: Mary Tyler Moore. Sally: Rose Marie. Buddy: Morey Amsterdam.

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Episode 18

A Nice Friendly Game of Cards

Wed, Jan 29, 1964 30 mins

A card game at the Petries' takes an unexpected turn for the worse. Rob: Dick Van Dyke. Lou: Edward Platt. Beth: Shirley Mitchell. Laura: Mary Tyler Moore. Buddy: Morey Amsterdam. Jerry: Jerry Paris. Millie: Ann Morgan Guilbert. Ritchie: Larry Mathews.

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Episode 19

Happy Birthday and Too Many More

Wed, Feb 5, 1964 30 mins

Laura wants to rent an amusement park for Ritchie's birthday party.

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Episode 20

The Brave and the Backache

Wed, Feb 12, 1964 30 mins

Laura suspects Rob's illnesses are psychosomatic.

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Episode 21

The Pen Is Mightier Than the Mouth

Wed, Feb 19, 1964 30 mins

Part 1 of 2. Sally considers a job as a regular on a late-night TV show.

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Episode 22

My Part-Time Wife

Wed, Feb 26, 1964 30 mins

Conclusion. Rob has Laura fill in for an absent Sally.

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Episode 23

Honeymoons Are for the Lucky

Wed, Mar 4, 1964 30 mins

Rob recalls the time the Army almost ruined his honeymoon.

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Episode 24

How to Spank a Star

Wed, Mar 11, 1964 30 mins

Rob has his hands full with a temperamental actress.

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Episode 25

The Plots Thicken

Wed, Mar 18, 1964 30 mins

Laura's and Rob's parents clash over the selection of cemetery plots.

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Episode 26

Scratch My Car and Die

Wed, Mar 25, 1964 30 mins

Rob's new car has a scratch on it after Laura drives it.

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Episode 27

The Return of Edwin Carp

Wed, Apr 1, 1964 30 mins

Rob writes a sketch about old radio stars.

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Episode 28

October Eve

Wed, Apr 8, 1964 30 mins

The Petrie problem involves a painting Laura once posed for.

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Episode 29

Dear Mrs. Petrie, Your Husband Is in Jail

Wed, Apr 15, 1964 30 mins

Rob recalls how he was jailed for gambling and assault.

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Episode 30

My Neighbor's Husband's Other Life

Wed, Apr 22, 1964 30 mins

Jerry is seen at a restaurant---and the girl he's with isn't Millie.

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Episode 31

I'd Rather Be Bald Than Have No Head at All

Wed, Apr 29, 1964 30 mins

Rob thinks he's going bald.

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Episode 32

Teacher's Petrie

Wed, May 13, 1964 30 mins

Rob's jealous: Laura's writing instructor is praising her work.

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