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Married... with Children Season 7 Episodes
Season 7 Episode Guide
26 Episodes 1992 - 1993
Episode 1
Magnificent Seven
Sun, Sep 13, 199223 mins
The Bundys suddenly have another mouth to feed when Peggy's cousin Zemus and his wife Ida Mae leave behind their 6-year-old son Seven after a quick visit. Peggy, the only one little Seven captivates, sees him as her chance to be a "great mother," or at least try.
Episode 2
T-R-A Something, Something Spells Tramp
Sun, Sep 20, 199223 mins
Seven gets some. Bud gets more than he expected. Al and Peggy get some because it's quicker than talking. Kelly doesn't get any, which is her choice because the guy's a jerk. Later she does get some - revenge.
Episode 3
Every Bundy Has a Birthday
Sun, Sep 27, 199223 mins
When Peggy discovers that no one knows Seven's birthday, she picks one at random, Al's. He is understandably not pleased when he has lost his birthday to the new kid. Peggy decides to have a small party for Seven's 6th birthday at a local park. But the party fizzles when a snobbish rich parent arrives and declares the park private for his own son's party.
Episode 4
Al on the Rocks
Sun, Oct 4, 199223 mins
When Peggy uses up the monthly mortgage to pay Seven's doctor bill, Al is forced to take a second job bar-tending at a topless bar, but its a male strip club where the bartender and all other men are topless. Al enjoys his job, but when Jefferson covers for Al for one day, he takes Al's job. Meanwhile, Peggy starts banning Kelly and Bud from the house to protect Seven from their germs.
Episode 5
What I Did for Love
Sun, Oct 11, 199223 mins
The way to a man's heart may be through his stomach, but it's not the heart that's sought by Peggy who's tired of being ignored by Al in the bedroom. So she tries a variety of exciting new outfits in an attempt to whet the appetite of a starving Al. But the only thing Al wants is a cooked steak for dinner.
Episode 6
Frat Chance
Sun, Oct 25, 199223 mins
To meet girls, Bud starts his own community college fraternity, "Alpha Gonna Get'Em," with Hindu convenience store clerk Achmed, geek Francis, and retiree Gus as charter (sole) members. But the first toga party, in the Bundy garage, lacks fun and women.
Episode 7
The Chicago Wine Party
Sun, Nov 1, 199223 mins
On Election Day, all of the Bundys (minus Seven) hit the voting booths, united to defeat political correctness and a new two cent beer tax. When their causes lose at the polls, the Bundys hit the streets for some good old-fashioned pillaging.
Episode 8
Kelly Doesn't Live Here Anymore
Sun, Nov 8, 199223 mins
Al decides that another Bundy must get a job and the ax falls on Kelly. This breaks Peggy's heart since no Wanker woman has ever worked before. After taking a job at a greasy spoon diner, Kelly must experience the wonderful world of waitressing prior to her true calling as Kelly Bundy: Philosopher/Waitress.
Episode 9
Rock of Ages
Sun, Nov 15, 199223 mins
When his paycheck is taken by bill collectors, Al decides to do something with his non-life: he enters a shoe selling contest and wins. The prize is a first class ticket to Hawaii which the family turns into four stand-by's. After dumping Seven off with the D'Arcys, the Bundys travel to Chicago's O'Hare Airport where in an surprising twist, Al masquerades as an aging rock star, named 'Axl Bundy' from the group 'Shoes N' Socks' in which they hob-nob into the first class lounge with six famous musicians, Richie Havens, Spencer Davis, John Sebastian, Robby Krieger, Peter Noone, and Mark Lindsay.
Episode 10
Death of a Shoe Salesman
Sun, Nov 22, 199223 mins
When Al's favorite movie character dies, Al buys the plot next to him for his own eternal home. But Peggy wants to be buried next to Al and will do anything to spend her life after death with him.
Episode 11
The Old College Try
Sun, Dec 13, 199223 mins
Thanks to a college grant of $25,000, Bud is ready to leave home and start the good life at college, until Al and Peggy discover the money. Being the selfish petty criminals they are, they grant the money for themselves, and go on a wild spending spree in just one day that leaves Bud with zero.
Episode 12
Christmas
Sun, Dec 20, 199223 mins
In the company of his peers at a bar with other Santas, mall Santa Al recalls Christmases past when he managed to avoid buying gifts for Peggy, Kelly, and Bud by turning them against one other (shown in a pseudo-flashback to 1974). But this year the family shows a united front and give Al the gift of a list of job he must take to get Christmas-gift money. One of the jobs is playing Santa at the mall, which becomes another opportunity for Marcy and Jefferson to taunt and browbeat Al.
Episode 13
Wedding Show
Sun, Jan 10, 199323 mins
The Bundys are going to a family wedding for Al's cousin. But Peggy can't decide what to wear, so while she dresses (and redresses) Al waits and daydreams. Meanwhile, Kelly color coordinates with two fellow bridesmaids, deciding that tight black leather is always best, and Bud gets to know the young bride to be much better than he should!
Episode 14
It Doesn't Get Any Better Than This
Sun, Jan 24, 199323 mins
It's no vacation for Al when Peggy and Marcy join him on his winter fishing trip and make him referee to their constant bickering. Meanwhile, Kelly, Bud, and Seven, left behind with no food or money, help Jefferson spend all of Marcy's money.
Episode 15
Heels on Wheels
Sun, Feb 7, 199323 mins
Working at the diner is getting to Kelly, so she decides to rebel by getting a motorcycle which Peggy deems as too dangerous, until Peggy tries it for herself and gets some good vibrations. But it's Al who really takes to the new bike and imagines himself as an "easy rider,"... at least until an untimely head-on meeting with the Dodge.
Episode 16
Mr. Empty Pants
Sun, Feb 14, 199323 mins
Peggy decides to take up a hobby by drawing Al and in so doing, creates her own magazine cartoon of Al makes him famous: the hapless shoe salesman titled "Mr. Empty Pants". Al would prefer the fame to be fleeting, until another magazine (Playgirl) declares him to be a sex symbol.
Episode 17
You Can't Miss
Sun, Feb 21, 199323 mins
After one too many dateless Saturdays, Bud appears on a new TV dating game show called "You Can't Miss" for the less experienced, but not quite with the expected results. Meanwhile, the low IQ Kelly believes that there's a conspiracy to keep her from knowing what day it is.
Episode 18
Peggy and the Pirates
Sun, Feb 28, 199323 mins
Peggy narrates her own pirate fantasy to Seven as a bedtime story. In the story, Peggy plays Princess Scarlett. Al is Captain Courage, her pirate captor and Jefferson is Prince Paco, her savior. Rounding out the cast is Bud playing the hunchback first mate Fluvio; Kelly as the dim-witted ship's navigator; Marcy playing the cabin boy/girl; and in a surprise appearance, Marcy's ex-husband Steve Rhoades playing the villainous Rubio the Cruel, who's feared for his terrible singing of show tunes.
Episode 19
Go for the Old
Sun, Mar 14, 199323 mins
After Al passes for a senior citizen to get into the movies cheap he worries that he's getting old. He then starts acting old but a senior decathlon brings him back to life.
Episode 20
Un-Alful Entry
Sun, Mar 28, 199330 mins
After Al knocks out and captures a burglar that breaks into his house one night while he's sleeping on the couch after an argument with Peggy, he becomes a neighborhood hero. But the tables soon turn when the burglar sues Al for injuring him and the Bundys must go to court once again.
Episode 21
Movie Show
Sun, Apr 11, 199323 mins
Kelly breaks a date to accept her parents invitation to celebrate her 21st birthday by going to the movies with them, where she finds her boyfriend there with another woman. Meanwhile, Bud tries unsuccessfully (several times) to find a girl to sit next to him, and Al is bored that the movie has no sex or violence in it.
Episode 22
'Til Death Do Us Part
Sun, Apr 25, 199323 mins
Al's poor bedroom performance makes him the laughingstock of the entire town after another night with Peggy, even though the only person she tells about it is Marcy. Al then decides to get in shape for the real deal to get his self-confidence back.
Episode 23
'Tis Time to Smell the Roses
Sun, May 2, 199323 mins
Al takes a $12,000 offer for early retirement from the shoe store, but Peggy finds the money and spends all of it in one hour by shopping. Al is forced to go back to work where he hears opportunity knocking with a chance to buy a shoe store called "Home Plate Athletic Shoes." Meanwhile, Charlene Tilton visits the Bundy house trying to sell them an "Abdomenizer."
Episode 24
Old Insurance Dodge
Sun, May 9, 199323 mins
While Al waits for the insurance company to settle on the theft on his Dodge, he test drives possible replacements: a Lincoln, a Mercedes, etc. Meanwhile, Kelly seeks a car of her own. When the fast talking salesman tells her the car's price is 50K's she starts collecting K's from books, newspapers, etc.
Episode 25
The Wedding Repercussions
Sun, May 16, 199323 mins
Bud's cousin gets divorced after finding out that his wife did the deed with Bud just before their wedding. Or rather, he doesn't exactly know it was Bud, but he's determined to find out. As Bud waits for the hammer fist to fall he turns to Al, of all people, to discuss the morality of his actions.
Episode 26
The Proposition
Sun, May 23, 199323 mins
A rich hot babe from Al's past thinks Al is a disgusting pig. But she likes that in a man. So she offers to buy Al for half a million dollars.
