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Family Guy Season 12 Episodes
Season 12 Episode Guide
21 Episodes 2013 - 2014
Episode 1
Finders Keepers
Sun, Sep 29, 201322 mins
Peter goes on a real-life treasure hunt based on a treasure map from a child's meal menu. Peter also had dad breath due to the shrimp from the new restaurant.
Episode 2
Vestigial Peter
Sun, Oct 6, 201322 mins
Peter has a vestigial twin growing of his neck, and he has surgery to remove it and have it become a separate entity.
Episode 3
Quagmire's Quagmire
Sun, Nov 3, 201322 mins
When Quagmire meets a woman named Sonja, who is as sexually insatiable as he is, he is thrilled to finally be with someone who won't judge him. However, things take a turn for the worse when Sonja abducts Quagmire, intending to make him her sex slave. It is up to Peter, Joe and Quagmire's dad to explore the seedy underbelly of Quahog to find and rescue Quagmire. Meanwhile, a love triangle emerges between Stewie, Brian and Stewie's teddy bear, Rupert.
Episode 4
A Fistful of Meg
Sun, Nov 10, 201321 mins
Meg spills her lunch on the new kid, Michael, who is appropriately nicknamed "Mental Mike." When he sets the date for her end on Friday, Meg tries to get out of it. Meanwhile, Peter continually harasses Brian in the nude until it escalates to the breaking point.
Episode 5
Boopa-dee Bappa-dee
Sun, Nov 17, 201322 mins
The Griffins take a trip to Italy and are forced to deal with annoying immigration laws after Peter destroys the family's passports.
Episode 6
Life of Brian
Sun, Nov 24, 201322 mins
When Stewie and Brian travel back to 17th century Jamestown, via Stewie's time machine, they encounter too many close calls with altering the course of mankind. Stewie decides to destroy his time machine, but immediately regrets his decision when an unthinkable event happens and he is unable to go back in time.
Episode 7
Into Harmony's Way
Sun, Dec 8, 201321 mins
Fame gets to Peter when he forms a song writing team with Quagmire.
Episode 8
Christmas Guy
Sun, Dec 15, 201322 mins
Peter learns that Carter has cancelled the Christmas carnival at the mall, he tries to give Carter some Christmas cheer. Carter soon gives in and he allows the Christmas carnival to commence, but Stewie still misses Brian. At the toy store, Vinny helps Stewie retrieve the portable time machine by distracting his past self. Stewie travels back in time and he saves Brian from getting killed by an oncoming car, causing Brian's fate to be altered. In the Griffin house, the family celebrates the holidays with Brian alive and well. Brian soon gives Stewie a framed photo of him and Stewie as thanks for saving his life.
Episode 9
Peter Problems
Sun, Jan 5, 201422 mins
Angela promotes Peter to forklift operator at the brewery. Peter begins to take advantage of his new position, but it leads to disastrous consequences, when Peter accidentally crashes a board meeting. Angela fires Peter for misusing the forklift for selfish purposes. Lois is forced to get a job and Peter must do the house work, but his sex drive hasn't been the same since he got fired. Quagmire and Joe try to help Peter regain his sex drive, but they fail miserably. Peter convinces Angela to let him have his job back so he can please Lois, she finally allows Peter to work at the brewery again.
Episode 10
Grimm Job
Sun, Jan 12, 201422 mins
Peter tells Stewie the stories "Jack and the Beanstalk," "Little Red Riding Hood," and "Cinderella."
Episode 11
Brian's a Bad Father
Sun, Jan 26, 201421 mins
Brian uses his son to get a writing job for a TV show, and Quagmire stops being friends with Peter after he accidentally shoots him.
Episode 12
Mom's the Word
Sun, Mar 9, 201421 mins
When Peter craps his pants during the mourning of his mom. Peter is seduced by his late mother's longtime friend, while Stewie is distraught over the realities of death.
Episode 13
3 Acts of God
Sun, Mar 16, 201421 mins
Peter and the guys set out to find God and ask him to stop interfering in the outcomes of football games.
Episode 14
Fresh Heir
Sun, Mar 23, 201421 mins
When Carter makes Chris the sole future heir to his fortune after caring for him, Peter takes drastic measures to keep the wealth within his reach.
Episode 15
Secondhand Spoke
Sun, Mar 30, 201421 mins
Peter is asked to be the face of an anti-smoking campaign after taking up smoking cigarettes, while Stewie helps Chris face school bullies.
Episode 16
Herpe, the Love Sore
Sun, Apr 6, 201421 mins
Stewie gets herpes from Brian, while Peter and the guys discover that another group has taken their favorite booth at the Drunken Clam.
Episode 17
The Most Interesting Man in the World
Sun, Apr 13, 201421 mins
Lois calls Peter an idiot for bringing home the wrong baby, so he goes to Chicago on a business trip and returns a smart, classy person.
Episode 18
Baby Got Black
Sun, Apr 27, 201421 mins
Chris runs away with Jerome's daughter Pam, whom Jerome has forbidden Chris from dating, so Jerome must work with Peter to find their kids.
Episode 19
Meg Stinks!
Sun, May 4, 201422 mins
Peter takes Meg to a college for an interview, but end up partying; Brian is forced to live outside after being sprayed by a skunk.
Episode 20
He's Bla-ack!
Sun, May 11, 201421 mins
Cleveland moves back to Quahog with his second wife, son, and two step-children. Peter, Joe, and Quagmire are happy to have Cleveland back into their group of friends. Lois and Donna have a falling out regarding parenting styles, after Chris accidentally breaks a vase during a fake wrestling match with Rallo. Lois and Donna forbid Peter and Cleveland from seeing each other, when they try to hang out in secret, both of them get into trouble with their wives. At Susie's party, Peter and Cleveland has had enough with Lois and Donna's petty rivalry and they stand up to their spouses. Peter and Cleveland compete in the three-legged race together. Lois and Donna realize that Peter and Cleveland's friendship is more important than ever, both Lois and Donna agree to be friends and neighbors for the sake of their husbands.
Episode 21
Chap Stewie
Sun, May 18, 201422 mins
After Peter and Chris trash the livingroom during his favourite show, Stewie rebuilds his time machine to go back and prevent his own conception so he won't be stuck in a family of idiots, and finds himself reborn into English aristocracy.
