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22 Episodes 2012 - 2013
Episode 1
Sun, Sep 30, 201222 mins
The Griffins try to beat Lois's obnoxious ex-boyfriend's family to the top of Mount Everest.

Episode 2
Sun, Oct 7, 201222 mins
After the Griffins become a Nielsen Family, everyone gets mad at Peter for convincing the networks to make ridiculous changes to popular shows.

Episode 3
Sun, Nov 4, 201222 mins
Brian and Stewie learn that Carter Pewterschmidt's company has developed a cure for cancer, but is keeping it from the public.

Episode 4
Tue, Nov 13, 201222 mins
Brian causes time to move backwards when he tampers with Stewie's time machine, which may result in Stewie being unborn.

Episode 5
Sun, Nov 18, 201222 mins
Peter and Quagmire help Joe track down the man responsible for crippling him, the guys end up on a crazy adventure when trying to apprehend Briggs. Meanwhile, Lois watches Quagmire's cat and Brian feels jealous that his family prefers the cat over him.

Episode 6
Sun, Nov 25, 201222 mins
Lois goes through a mid-life crisis after Peter gives an insensitive speech to Lois at her birthday party, she starts dressing up in provocative clothing and she begins to party non-stop. At first, Peter starts to enjoy Lois' party girl lifestyle, but he becomes exhausted over the lack of sleep and he comes to realize that Lois' impulsive behavior has escalated even further when she tries to seduce Justin Bieber, causing Peter to knock out the singer in anger after he gets insulted by him. Peter soon apologizes to Lois for giving an insulting speech. Lois goes back to being a middle-aged wife. Meanwhile, Stewie adopts a turtle he has found at the park, it is soon discovered that his new pet is evil and he starts causing trouble for the family. Stewie tries to do everything he can to defeat Sheldon; when all hope seems lost for Stewie, he is saved by Mario who defeats the evil turtle for good.

Episode 7
Sun, Dec 9, 201222 mins
Meg gains the courage to ask her crush out on a movie date, she soon discovers that her crush is gay and he likes her brother, Chris. Meg tries to go through great lengths to get Kent and Chris to hook up, it leads to disastrous consequences for Meg. Brian comforts a despondent Meg and he assures her that things will get better, he tells Meg that there's plenty of fish in the sea. Meg thanks Brian for his advice.

Episode 8
Sun, Dec 23, 201222 mins
Peter tells the family Mary and Joseph's love story, and the story of Jesus's birth.

Episode 9
Sun, Jan 6, 201322 mins
The Griffins wind up stuck in orbit on a space shuttle after Peter and Lois send Chris to Florida for space camp.

Episode 10
Sun, Jan 13, 201323 mins
Brian receives widespread acclaim for his new play, until Stewie writes one overnight that puts his to shame.
Episode 11
Sun, Jan 27, 201322 mins
After a drunken night out at Harvard with the guys, Quagmire discovers that he married a decrepit old prostitute.

Episode 12
Thu, Feb 14, 201322 mins
Shows how the individual characters spend their Valentine's Day.

Episode 13
Sun, Feb 17, 201322 mins
Chris is fed up with Meg blackmailing him, so he moves in with Mr. Herbert; Stewie and Brian become huge fans of Anne Murray.

Episode 14
Sun, Mar 10, 201320 mins
Lois works for a phone sex line and Peter falls in love with her, not knowing that he is actually speaking to his wife.

Episode 15
Sun, Mar 17, 201324 mins
Peter becomes a Muslim but later discovers that he is also part of a terrorist plot to blow up a bridge in Quahog.

Episode 16
Sun, Mar 24, 201322 mins
Mayor West is on trial for murder, and Brian is the only one on the jury who thinks he is not guilty.

Episode 17
Sun, Apr 14, 201322 mins
After a plane crash leaves Peter stranded in the Canadian wilderness for two months, he becomes feral and speaks unintelligibly. After his family finds him and brings him home, they struggle to re-civilize Peter. However, when Meg talks to him, Peter suddenly returns to his human state and regains human speech, telling Meg to shut up.

Episode 18
Sun, Apr 28, 201324 mins
Stewie tries to rescue Rupert after he is recalled; Lois hangs out with Joe and Quagmire while Peter is sick.

Episode 19
Sun, May 5, 201322 mins
Peter and his friends try to go through great lengths to save the Drunken Clam after Horace is accidentally killed by Jerome during a softball match. Peter and his friends stay at the bar overnight after the bank plans on demolishing the bar. However, Jerome has already bought the Drunken Clam from the bank, Peter and his friends become overjoyed that they have their bar back. Meanwhile, Meg gets a job at the morgue, but Chris takes one of the bodies so he could go into R-rated movies with a grown up. Meg becomes furious at Chris and she forces him to pose as the deceased person during the funeral, the widow reveals that her husband is a donor and Chris' face is grafted onto a young woman, he becomes angry at Meg.

Episode 20
Sun, May 12, 201320 mins
Due to the high crime rate in Quaghog, the family move to a farm, where they discover a meth lab in the basement.

Episode 21
Sun, May 19, 201320 mins
When Stewie's transporter malfunctions which transported Brian and Stewie to Vegas while the other Brian Stewie fly to Vegas. Brian and Stewie get rich while their counter part go broke and got in huge trouble with loan sharks who plan to kill them both.
Episode 22
Sun, May 19, 201320 mins
The Griffins are introduced to the Country Club lifestyle when Chris begins dating the owner's daughter, much to the chagrin of Carter.