Question: Ask Ausiello is the first thing I read every Wednesday. OK, it's the only thing I read on Wednesdays. Anyway, I heard a rumor that Henry Winkler will be producing a Knots Landing reunion like the one that Dallas recently did. Any news about that? — Chris Ausiello: It's in the discussion stage, yes. I'm guessing it'll air during May sweeps.
Question: When is Chloe coming back to 24? I miss her! — Makenzi Ausiello: Just 5 hours, 12 minutes, 19 seconds to go. Beep... beep... beep...
Question: What do you think ABC has planned for David James Elliott? — Lucy Ausiello: I predict he'll join one of ABC's existing shows, like Desperate Housewives or Boston Legal. That's just a hunch.
Question: Did Keri have anything to say about her upcoming movie, The Upside of Anger? I can't wait to see it! — B Ausiello: Let me browse through my Keri transcript and see what I can find... Felicity, J.J., Magic, Scott, digits... oh, here's something: "I play one of four daughters to Joan Allen. I'm kind of the confrontational one who's always fighting with her. Our dad takes off and it's the next four years of our life... The movie turned out OK. It kind of got edited into a different movie than it really was. It was written as this very dark comedy — our mother is terrible — but I guess it was testing too harsh, so they kind of of pulled it back a little bit. But I'm going to Sundance for it, so I don't care!" That's my Keri!
Question: What are your thoughts on the Alex-Marissa pairing on The O.C.? — Sabrina Ausiello: Let's put it this way: I'm actually starting to like Marissa. And that's no small feat.
Question: Mike, please say you have some pull with Gilmore Girls creator Amy Sherman-Pallidino and can persuade (force) her to just step away from Melanie Griffith at all costs (Ask Ausiello 2/9). — Mike Reyes Ausiello: Hey, let's give ASP the benefit of the doubt, OK? I mean, look what she's done with Girls this season. In the meantime, do yourself a favor and rent Working Girl and Nobody's Fool. You'll be amazed what Melanie can do in the presence of good writers and directors.
Question: Did you check out The Gates last weekend? — Lauren Ausiello: You mean those big orange things in Central Park? I was planning to go on Sunday, but then I started picking at that damn corn and, before I knew it, Desperate Housewives was starting.
Question: Do you have any scoop on Numbers? I think David Krumholtz is soooo cute — but not as cute as you, of course. — Cat Ausiello: Nice save, Cat. Here's some Numbers dish: In a March episode, we're gonna meet Don's (Rob Morrow) former fiancée, and she's gonna look a lot like Sarah Wayne Callies from WB's Tarzan. Now, here's some Krumholtz dish: He's currently single and can be seen dancing in his undies to "Luck Be a Lady" in Slums of Beverly Hills. I guess we know what Cat'll be doing tonight. (Mrrroooow!)
Question: What do you think of Steven Bochco's new show Blind Justice? I think it looks great! — Susan Ausiello: I tried watching the pilot, but I couldn't get past the whole blind-cop premise. Maybe you'll have more luck.
Question: Hey, I have to say, I love reading your column. Do you know the exact date that Stephanie March is returning to SVU? — Casey Ausiello: The ex-ADA comes back from the "dead" next Tuesday. I just watched a preview of the episode and, without giving too much away, let me just say witness protection has done wonders for Alex Cabot's hair.
Question: Hey Mike, as I was commuting to work today, I said to my wife, "Today is Wednesday — a new Ask Ausiello to read!" She had no idea who you were, but after explaining Smurfs, the lovely Keri Russell and Snapple, well, let's just say you now have an additional fan. Just thought that would make your day. Keep fighting the good fight! — Mike Ausiello: It's e-mails like this that make it all worth it. The free crap helps, too.
Question: It's time for a little tough love. You do realize, don't you, that there are a couple of other shows currently airing besides Lost, SVU, Scrubs, Desperate Housewives and Felicity — oh, wait, Felicity isn't even currently airing! I'm pretty sure I'm not alone in thinking it might be nice if you occasionally threw a bone to people who watch, oh, I don't know, Veronica Mars or, if you're feeling truly adventurous, Battlestar Galactica. — Not Keri Ausiello: O
Question: I love Project Runway and was wondering if there will be another season? — Luc Ausiello: Believe it or not, no decision has been made. I can't imagine why, since it's the only Bravo show generating any buzz these days. Speaking of which, I have a confession to make: I'm the one who defaced the picture of Wendy's daughter. I'm sorry, but someone had to do it.
Question: When is Kim coming back to 24? She's my favorite character! — Rion Ausiello: Well, that's something you don't hear every day. As I understand it, Fox was interested in having her return but there are no plans at the moment.
Question: No, the refusal to renew Enterprise isn't the Tribbles' fault (Entertainment News, 2/3). It's exec producer Rick Berman's, for being creatively bankrupt and unwilling to step aside for someone with a brain and a vision, like [fellow producer] Manny Coto. It's UPN's fault, for adamantly refusing to advertise the franchise that "launched a network." And it's Les Moonves's fault, for his hatred of science fiction in general and his contempt for anything he personally didn't invent. The sci-fi audience is there. The Trekkies are there. The quality is there. The show should not have been canceled. — Evay Ausiello: Hey, cut Rick, Les and UPN some slack. At least they were able to coax Next Generation vets Jonathan Frakes (Riker) and Marina Sirtis (Troi) to guest-star in the May 13 finale. That's worth something, right? And 18 consecutive years of st
Question: Is the talented but underused Daniel Dae Kim ever going to get his own Lost episode? — Ray Ausiello: Not only is he going to get one, but it airs next Wednesday. And I hear we're going to be seeing a lot more of him in the future.
Question: Hi, Michael. Stay away from teenage boys. They're vulnerable between ages 11-19. And you're middle-age and a father. I hope you don't lose your children. I listened to your music when I was younger. If you stayed away from young boys, then maybe you wouldn't get into this kind of trouble anymore. I hope you're innocent. That's all I have to say. Bye. — Nicole Yellig Ausiello: It's e-mails like this that make me wonder what kind of people read this column. Thank god for free crap.
Question: I think Scott Wolf is great on Everwood! How long will he be sticking around? I thought I heard something about a "one-year commitment?" — Allison Ausiello: I agree: Bailey, er, Scott has been a fantastic addition. And the producers apparently agree: His one-year commitment has just been extended to two. Hallelujah!
Question: Tell me honestly: What do you think the chances are of WB doing a Spike TV movie? — Renee Ausiello: While I have her on the phone, let me ask Ms. Hannigan: "That's a great idea. I just talked to somebody today who was saying, 'Why don't they do a Spike movie?' That's who they should do — forget Angel or Buffy! Do the James Marsters movie. That would be huge. He's bigger than anybody!" No argument here.
Question: Brandon or Dylan? — L.J. Ausiello: The correct answer is C) Ray Pruitt. I'm not sure what the question is, but that's the answer.
Question: How long must I wait for an answer to my question about what the wonderful actress Elisabeth Rohm has been up to? This is the second week without one. — Frank Ausiello: I haven't replied because I honestly have no idea who you're talking about. The only Elisabeth Rohm I know is the one who nearly brought down the entire Law & Order franchise. Maybe we should open up this one to the room: Does anyone know to whom Frank is referring?
Question: Did you eat Lucky Charms for breakfast every morning when you were a child to get this job? — Julie Candy Ausiello: You're close. I feasted on Smurf Berry Crunch. Hallelujah! (I'll stop now.)