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Suburgatory Season 3 Episodes

Season 3 Episode Guide

13 Episodes 2014 - 2014

The sitcom's third and final season finds George (Jeremy Sisto) and his daughter, Tessa (Jane Levy), considering leaving Chatswin behind and moving back to the city, but eventually deciding what they really need is a fresh start, though only after making a pact not to get sucked back into the soulless suburban culture—good luck with that! This means George will have to get over his breakup with Dallas (Cheryl Hines), and Tessa is forced to confront her feelings about Ryan (Parker Young), who comes home from college with a new girlfriend (Lindsey Shaw). Meanwhile, Lisa (Allie Grant) sets her sights on getting married to Malik (Maestro Harrell); Fred (Chris Parnell) and Sheila (Ana Gasteyer) adopt a little boy when they miss having a son around; Dalia (Carly Chaikin) blames her mother for calling it quits with George; and Dallas returns to her Southern roots for her mother's funeral—and takes Tessa along for the ride. Guest stars include Alan Tudyk, Natasha Leggero and Amanda Schull.

Episode 1

No Me Gusta, Mami

Wed, Jan 15, 2014 30 mins

In the Season 3 premiere, George adopts a dog in an attempt to rebuild his relationship with Tessa. Meanwhile, Sheila tracks a canine on the loose in Chatswin; and Dalia shuns Dallas after her mother's latest breakup.

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Episode 2

Victor Ha

Wed, Jan 22, 2014 30 mins

Empty-nest syndrome at the Shays' prompts Fred and Sheila to take in a foster child named Victor, but Lisa is convinced the young lad is a con artist. Meanwhile, Tessa objects to her dad's friendship with Dalia.

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Episode 3

Open Door Policy

Wed, Jan 29, 2014 30 mins

Tessa calls her grandfather when she's worried about George in the wake of his breakup with Dallas, but the son is not keen on his father's advice. Meanwhile, Tessa learns that Ryan is coming home for a visit—and that he's bringing his new girlfriend.

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Episode 4

The Birds and the Biederman

Wed, Feb 5, 2014 30 mins

Awkward meetings in Chatswin for George and Dallas force them to divide the town to avoid seeing each other. Meanwhile, Tessa wonders why Lisa is hanging out with Ryan's girlfriend; and Fred is worried that Sheila is ready to leave him.

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Episode 5

Blame It on the Rainstick

Wed, Feb 26, 2014 30 mins

Noah returns to Chatswin a changed man after his court-ordered anger-management program, but George decides to see if it really worked. Meanwhile, Tessa joins a new age band she meets in the park.

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Episode 6


Wed, Mar 5, 2014 30 mins

George and Fred take a trip to Manhattan after Tessa scolds her dad for his love of a juice bar in Chatswin. Meanwhile, Tessa gets talked into attending Evan's birthday party, where she announces what she really thinks of him.

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Episode 7

I'm Just Not That Into Me

Wed, Mar 12, 2014 30 mins

Tessa takes Malik and Lisa to a college party, where she meets her male doppelgänger—and falls for him instantly. Meanwhile, Dallas gets a makeover after getting some interesting advice from a matchmaker.

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Episode 8

Catch and Release

Wed, Mar 26, 2014 30 mins

Lisa decides to propose to Malik, but the news sends Tessa to her dad for advice when she isn't sure how to respond, especially when the proposal doesn't go as planned. Meanwhile, George worries about his girlfriend's rudeness to her employees.

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Episode 9

The Ballad of Piggy Duckworth

Wed, Apr 2, 2014 30 mins

Dallas' mother passes away, but she asks Tessa to head south with her for the funeral, where Dallas renews a sibling rivalry and confronts her feelings about her mom. Meanwhile, George, Noah and Fred go on a triple blind date that gets Fred a little more than he bargained for.

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Episode 10

No, You Can't Sit With Us

Wed, Apr 23, 2014 30 mins

A weekend camping trip for George, Noah, Fred and Victor turns chaotic after Fred loses Victor in the woods. Meanwhile, Tessa mentors a social outcast and prepares her for the Miss Chatswin pageant, which takes her rivalry with Dalia to a new level.

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Episode 11

Dalia Nicole Smith

Wed, Apr 30, 2014 30 mins

Dalia is rejected by the only college to which she applied, so Dallas tries to help plan her future, but Dalia has other ideas about how to survive. Meanwhile, George makes Tessa go on a double date with a mother and son they met on her college tour.

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Episode 12

Les Lucioles

Wed, May 7, 2014 30 mins

Lisa and Malik's wedding is boycotted by his family, so he asks George to walk him down the aisle. Meanwhile, June warns Tessa to stay away from Ryan; and Sheila passes on some advice to her daughter on her big day.

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Episode 13

Stiiiiiiill Horny

Wed, May 14, 2014 30 mins

In the Season 3 finale, Tessa joins a knitting circle, but George is startled by how old her new friends are. Elsewhere, George writes a song in the aftermath of his one-night stand; and newlyweds Lisa and Malik aren't exactly a happy couple.

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