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South Park Season 9 Episodes
Season 9 Episode Guide
14 Episodes 2005 - 2005
Episode 1
Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
Sun, Mar 13, 200522 mins
Mr. Garrison gets an operation and becomes a woman; Kyle gets surgery to become tall and black so he can play basketball; Gerald decides he wants to be a dolphin.
Episode 2
Die Hippie, Die
Wed, Mar 16, 200522 mins
Cartman leads the resistance when a mass of hippies accumulates in South Park and starts a music festival.
Episode 3
Wing
Wed, Mar 23, 200522 mins
The boys start a talent agency and represent a woman named Wing in Hollywood.
Episode 4
Best Friends Forever
Wed, Mar 30, 200522 mins
Cartman and Kenny's "best friend" status is strained when Kenny buys the last PlayStation in stock and uses it to conduct a war between heaven and hell. Meanwhile, Kenny's body is in a coma and Cartman must decide if there's one person that he can put above his own greed.
Episode 5
The Losing Edge
Wed, Apr 6, 200522 mins
The boys enlist Kyle's cousin to help them lose in baseball so they won't have to go to the finals. Meanwhile, Randy trains to fight other parents during Stan's games.
Episode 6
The Death of Eric Cartman
Wed, Apr 13, 200522 mins
When the boys decide to ignore Cartman, he assumes that he is dead, and enlists Butters to help him make up for his past sins.
Episode 7
Erection Day
Wed, Apr 20, 200522 mins
Jimmy gets his first erection just days before the school talent show.
Episode 8
Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow
Wed, Oct 19, 200522 mins
When a dam breaks and floods a nearby town, South Park residents assume it was caused by global warming and barricade themselves in the community center.
Episode 9
Marjorine
Wed, Oct 26, 200522 mins
Butters fakes his own death and disguises himself as a girl so he can infiltrate a sleepover and steal a fortune telling device from the girls. Meanwhile, Butters' father turns to the occult to bring back his son.
Episode 10
Follow That Egg
Wed, Nov 2, 200522 mins
Ms Garrison realises she still has feelings for Mr Slave. But Mr Slave has moved on and plans to marry his new boyfriend, Big Gay Al as soon as the Governor signs the same sex marriage bill.
Episode 11
Ginger Kids
Wed, Nov 9, 200522 mins
Cartman leads a vendetta against kids with red hair and freckles, until a prank makes him think he is one of them.
Episode 12
Trapped in the Closet
Wed, Nov 16, 200522 mins
After Stan scores a remarkably high "Thetan Level" at a Scientology center, he is considered to be the reincarnation of Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard. John Travolta, Tom Cruise and other Scientologists go to South Park to convince Stan to be their leader, but when Stan makes disparaging remarks about Cruise's acting, the movie star locks himself inside a bedroom closet. R&B singer R. Kelly is recruited to get Tom Cruise to come out of the closet, but eventually Kelly, as well as Travolta, find themselves all trapped in the closet.
Episode 13
Free Willzyx
Wed, Nov 30, 200522 mins
When a prank convinces the boys that a whale in a local aquarium is an alien from the moon, they go to extreme measures to send it home.
Episode 14
Bloody Mary
Wed, Dec 7, 200522 mins
Randy is forced to go to AA meetings, where he becomes convinced that he has a disease. Desperate, he and Stan go on a pilgrimage to a statue of the virgin Mary that is miraculously bleeding from its ass.
