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South Park Season 13 Episodes
Season 13 Episode Guide
14 Episodes 2009 - 2009
The thirteenth season of Trey Parker and Matt Stone's biting satire "South Park" is highlighted by the Emmy award winning episode "Margaritaville", in which Stan learns about the global financial meltdown. Other notable installments from this run of episodes includes "Fishsticks," which mocks the controversy surrounding comedian Carlos Mencia stealing other comic's jokes; "Fatbeard," where Eric believes Somali pirates are like olden days pirates and runs off to join them; and "The F Word," which offers a skewering of political correctness by ending with the official meaning of an offensive epithet for gay people being changed thanks to Emmanuel Lewis.
Episode 1
The Ring
Wed, Mar 11, 2009 30 mins
In the 13th-season premiere, Kenny gets less than he bargained for when he takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert.
Episode 2
The Coon
Wed, Mar 18, 2009 30 mins
Rival vigilantes battle for supremacy as crime-fighting icons of the town.
Episode 3
Margaritaville
Wed, Mar 25, 2009 30 mins
Randy's solution to fix the economy finds enthusiastic support in the community and revolutionises the way people live their lives.
Episode 4
Eat, Pray, Queef
Wed, Apr 1, 2009 30 mins
An April Fools' joke goes bad, inspiring fear and fury among the boys.
Episode 5
Fishsticks
Wed, Apr 8, 2009 30 mins
Cartman helps Jimmy with a comedy routine that becomes the sensation of the year until it's time to take credit for the joke.
Episode 6
Pinewood Derby
Wed, Apr 15, 2009 30 mins
Randy pulls out all the stops to make sure that Stan wins first place in the annual Pinewood Derby.
Episode 7
Fatbeard
Wed, Apr 22, 2009 30 mins
Buoyed by news of pirates in Somalia, Cartman hatches a plan to run away to live the life of a buccaneer.
Episode 8
Dead Celebrities
Wed, Oct 7, 2009 30 mins
Kyle seeks help from paranormal experts when his little brother is haunted by ghosts.
Episode 9
Butters' Bottom B.
Wed, Oct 14, 2009 30 mins
Butters hopes his first kiss will put an end to his friends' ridicule.
Episode 10
W.T.F.
Wed, Oct 21, 2009 30 mins
The boys aspire to be professional wrestlers after seeing their first match live.
Episode 11
Whale Whores
Wed, Oct 28, 2009 30 mins
Stan vows to save the dolphins after a family visit to an aquarium in Denver on his birthday is marred by a mass slaughter of aquatic mammals.
Episode 12
The F Word
Wed, Nov 4, 2009 30 mins
The boys take action when a motorcycle festival takes over the town.
Episode 13
Dances With Smurfs
Wed, Nov 11, 2009 30 mins
Cartman is selected to read the morning announcements at school, but he turns the forum into a bully pulpit to unleash criticism of the student-body president.
Episode 14
Pee
Wed, Nov 18, 2009 30 mins
In the 13th-season finale, the boys' trip to a local water park comes with apocalyptic overtones.
