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South Park Season 9 Episodes

14 Episodes 2005 - 2005

Trey Parker and Matt Stone's quartet of foul-mouthed fourth-graders face a brand-new set of adventures in the series' ninth season, which opens with Mr. Garrison's notorious sex-change operation.\ Other highlights include Cartman battling the town's infestation of hippies and Kenny leading an army in heaven against Satan's minions (giving commands via a PSP game). Some of the series' best-known (and most divisive) episodes aired during Season 9. Of particular note is "Best Friends Forever," which parodies the contentious right-to-die issue and earned the show its first Emmy Award for Outstanding Animated Program. The timely episode was obviously based on the case of Terri Schiavo, who died the day after the episode aired. The 12th episode of the season, "Trapped in the Closet," also attracted a fair share of controversy for its heavy criticism of Scientology and memorably features an extended sequence of scenes in which Tom Cruise, John Travolta and R. Kelly lock themselves in Stan's closet, with various characters and newscasters begging them to "please come out of the closet."

Episode 1

Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

Wed, Mar 9, 2005 30 mins

The series begins its ninth season.

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Episode 2

Die Hippie, Die

Wed, Mar 16, 2005 30 mins

Hippies, the bane of Cartman's existence, threaten to overrun South Park when they plan a week-long music festival in town.

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Episode 3

Wing

Wed, Mar 23, 2005 30 mins

Cartman, Kenny, Stan and Kyle become talent agents with one client.

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Episode 4

Best Friends Forever

Wed, Mar 30, 2005 30 mins

Kenny is able to purchase a gaming device that's been sold out, straining his friendship with Cartman.

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Episode 5

The Losing Edge

Wed, Apr 6, 2005 30 mins

The boys become bored with baseball after a long winning streak.

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Episode 6

The Death of Eric Cartman

Wed, Apr 13, 2005 30 mins

Butters believes he can talk to the dead.

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Episode 7

Erection Day

Wed, Apr 20, 2005 30 mins

Jimmy has trouble controlling his hormones right before the big talent show.

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Episode 8

Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow

Wed, Oct 19, 2005 30 mins

The town of Beaverton is flooded when a mammoth beaver dam breaks. Is global warming to blame? Only Stan and Cartman know for sure.

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Episode 9

Marjorine

Wed, Oct 26, 2005 30 mins

The boys decide to fake Butters' death and resurrect him as a girl.

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Episode 10

Follow That Egg!

Wed, Nov 2, 2005 30 mins

Townsfolk rally against gay marriage, especially Mr Garrison, whose ex Mr Slave plans to wed Big Gay Al.

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Episode 11

Ginger Kids

Wed, Nov 9, 2005 30 mins

Ostracised for his appearance because of a case of "gingervitus", Cartman goes on a campaign against discrimination.

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Episode 12

Trapped in the Closet

Wed, Nov 16, 2005 30 mins

Religious leaders think Stan is the "Golden Child", prompting believers to camp in front of his house.

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Episode 13

Free Willzyx

Wed, Nov 30, 2005 30 mins

Kyle bonds with a marine-park whale and gets the boys to help try to return the creature to its family.

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Episode 14

Bloody Mary

Wed, Dec 7, 2005 30 mins

In the Season 9 finale, after his drunken-driving arrest, Stan's dad believes a visit to a bleeding statue of the Virgin Mary will cure his drinking problem.

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