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South Park Season 9 Episodes
Season 9 Episode Guide
14 Episodes 2005 - 2005
Trey Parker and Matt Stone's quartet of foul-mouthed fourth-graders face a brand-new set of adventures in the series' ninth season, which opens with Mr. Garrison's notorious sex-change operation.\ Other highlights include Cartman battling the town's infestation of hippies and Kenny leading an army in heaven against Satan's minions (giving commands via a PSP game). Some of the series' best-known (and most divisive) episodes aired during Season 9. Of particular note is "Best Friends Forever," which parodies the contentious right-to-die issue and earned the show its first Emmy Award for Outstanding Animated Program. The timely episode was obviously based on the case of Terri Schiavo, who died the day after the episode aired. The 12th episode of the season, "Trapped in the Closet," also attracted a fair share of controversy for its heavy criticism of Scientology and memorably features an extended sequence of scenes in which Tom Cruise, John Travolta and R. Kelly lock themselves in Stan's closet, with various characters and newscasters begging them to "please come out of the closet."
Episode 1
Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
Wed, Mar 9, 2005 30 mins
The series begins its ninth season.
Episode 2
Die Hippie, Die
Wed, Mar 16, 2005 30 mins
Hippies, the bane of Cartman's existence, threaten to overrun South Park when they plan a weeklong music festival in town.
Episode 3
Wing
Wed, Mar 23, 2005 30 mins
Cartman, Kenny, Stan and Kyle become talent agents with one client.
Episode 4
Best Friends Forever
Wed, Mar 30, 2005 30 mins
Kenny is able to purchase a gaming device that's been sold out, straining his friendship with Cartman.
Episode 5
The Losing Edge
Wed, Apr 6, 2005 30 mins
The boys become bored with baseball after a long winning streak.
Episode 6
The Death of Eric Cartman
Wed, Apr 13, 2005 30 mins
Butters believes he can talk to the dead.
Episode 7
Erection Day
Wed, Apr 20, 2005 30 mins
Jimmy has trouble controlling his hormones right before the big talent show.
Episode 8
Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow
Wed, Oct 19, 2005 30 mins
The town of Beaverton is flooded when a mammoth beaver dam breaks. Is global warming to blame? Only Stan and Cartman know for sure.
Episode 9
Marjorine
Wed, Oct 26, 2005 30 mins
The boys decide to fake Butters' death and resurrect him as a girl.
Episode 10
Follow That Egg!
Wed, Nov 2, 2005 30 mins
Townsfolk rally against gay marriage, especially Mr. Garrison, whose ex Mr. Slave plans to wed Big Gay Al.
Episode 11
Ginger Kids
Wed, Nov 9, 2005 30 mins
Ostracized for his appearance because of a case of "gingervitus," Cartman goes on a campaign against discrimination.
Episode 12
Trapped in the Closet
Wed, Nov 16, 2005 30 mins
Religious leaders think Stan is the "Golden Child," prompting believers to camp in front of his house.
Episode 13
Free Willzyx
Wed, Nov 30, 2005 30 mins
Kyle bonds with a marine-park whale and gets the boys to help try to return the creature to its family.
Episode 14
Bloody Mary
Wed, Dec 7, 2005 30 mins
After his drunken-driving arrest, Stan's dad believes a visit to a bleeding statue of the Virgin Mary will cure his drinking problem.
