14 Episodes 2003 - 2003
The seventh season of Trey Parker and Matt Stone's animated satire "South Park" doesn't shy away from the program's penchant for tackling controversial subjects. Highlights include "Krazy Kripples," where handicapped members of the town become embroiled in street gangs; "I'm a Little Bit Country," where the townsfolk nearly destroy each other over their different stances on the Iraq War; and the skewering of the "metrosexual" fad in "South Park Is Gay!" The show also addresses religion in the episodes "All About Mormons," "Casa Bonita," and "Christian Rock Hard." Also, Cartman makes a Jennifer Lopez hand puppet that attracts Ben Affleck away from the real Jennifer Lopez.
Sun, Mar 31, 2002 30 mins
The boys are abducted by aliens, who inform them that Earth is actually a reality show that is about to be cancelled by intergalactic media moguls.
Wed, Mar 26, 2003 30 mins
The kids become embroiled in the life of a disabled celebrity who breezes through town and gets all the attention.
I'm a Little Bit Country
Wed, Apr 9, 2003 30 mins
The foul-mouthed youngsters return for a seventh season.
Fat Butt and Pancake Head
Wed, Apr 16, 2003 30 mins
Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck come to town.
Lil' Crime Stoppers
Wed, Apr 23, 2003 30 mins
The guys start their own detective agency.
Red Man's Greed
Wed, Apr 30, 2003 30 mins
The boys try to save the town from developers.
South Park Is Gay
Wed, Oct 22, 2003 30 mins
The whole town suddenly discovers it's all the rage to be gay.
Christian Rock Hard
Wed, Oct 29, 2003 30 mins
Cartman puts together a band; Stan, Kyle and Kenny get into trouble for downloading music from the Internet.
Wed, Nov 5, 2003 30 mins
The boys try to have South Park's senior citizens stripped of their driver's licenses after they go on a dangerous rampage.
Wed, Nov 12, 2003 30 mins
Cartman seeks revenge for not being invited to Kyle's birthday outing.
All About Mormons
Wed, Nov 19, 2003 30 mins
Mormon neighbours move into town, causing the citizens of South Park to become Mormons themselves.
Wed, Dec 3, 2003 30 mins
The guys rebel after an anti-smoking campaign begins at their school.
Wed, Dec 10, 2003 30 mins
When Stan's girlfriend breaks up with him, his friends try to cheer him up by bringing him to a local restaurant where lovely ladies hang out.
It's Christmas in Canada
Wed, Dec 17, 2003 30 mins
Ike's Canadian birth parents come back to claim him, prompting the residents of South Park to collect money to get him back.