17 Episodes 1999 - 2000
The third season of Trey Parker and Matt Stone's often outrageous satirical animated program "South Park" finds Eric, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny involved in typically envelope-pushing storylines that include a three-part episode about a meteor shower that touches on Judaism, the Heaven's Gate cult, and cats in heat. Other highlights include "Sexual Harassment Panda," where the title character does a presentation for the kids at school; "Chinpokomon," which explains how a Pokemon-like fad is being used to manipulate kids to help Japan take over the United States; and "World Wide Recorder Concert" in which the teacher's perpetually weird teacher Mr. Garrison is offended that his father never sexually abused him.
Wed, Apr 7, 1999 30 mins
In the Season 3 premiere, the boys accompany a teacher (voice of Jennifer Aniston) and her singing-and-dancing group to Central America to raise awareness of the rain forest. Also: Kenny falls for a choir member; and Kyle has trouble mastering the choreography.
Wed, Apr 14, 1999 30 mins
Residents start to spontaneously combust, prompting Stan's geologist father to investigate.
Wed, Apr 21, 1999 30 mins
Chef gets a visit from his mother when the boys feel his bride-to-be has taken their place in his heart.
Wed, Jun 16, 1999 30 mins
The boys discover two nearly extinct animals while camping on the banks of Stark's Pond.
Tweek vs. Craig
Wed, Jun 23, 1999 30 mins
The boys take a shop class taught by an eccentric, and urge a schoolyard fight between classmates Tweek and Craig.
Sexual Harassment Panda
Wed, Jul 7, 1999 30 mins
Cartman sues Stan for sexual harassment.
Wed, Jul 14, 1999 30 mins
Shelly baby-sits Cartman.
Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub
Wed, Jul 21, 1999 30 mins
A meteor shower hits town, and Stan's sister Shelly babysits Cartman while Mrs Cartman goes to a "meteor party".
Wed, Jul 28, 1999 30 mins
Kyle and Ike go on a camping trip while South Park residents wait for a meteor shower to begin.
Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery
Wed, Oct 27, 1999 30 mins
On Halloween, the boys are plagued by fifth graders and the town is overrun by pirate ghosts. Music group Korn assists, and sings "Falling Away from Me."
Wed, Nov 3, 1999 30 mins
Adults try to counter when the town's children become obsessed with a fad from Japan, whose government reveals their master plan behind the craze.
Hooked on Monkey Phonics
Wed, Nov 3, 1999 30 mins
Kyle tries to teach his new rival about love; the boys compete against home-schooled kids in the annual spelling bee; and Cartman's mom agrees to teach him at home.
Starvin' Marvin in Space
Sat, Apr 11, 1998 30 mins
Starvin Marvin returns in a stolen U.S. spaceship, and enlists the boys to help feed his Ethiopian village. The CIA is among their pursuers.
The Red Badge of Gayness
Wed, Nov 24, 1999 30 mins
The town holds its annual reenactment of a Civil War battle, and Cartman suits up for the Confederacy with visions of glory.
Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
Wed, Dec 1, 1999 30 mins
Mr. Hankey and South Park citizens celebrate the holidays with musical numbers from his Christmas Classics Album.
Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus
Wed, Dec 29, 1999 30 mins
"Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus" purports to "answer age-old questions about who we are and what we're all about."
World Wide Recorder Concert
Wed, Jan 12, 2000 35 mins
In the Season 3 finale, the boys and their class travel to the first "Worldwide Recorder Concert" in Arkansas, where Mr Garrison confronts the demons of his childhood while visiting his parents.