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South Park Season 8 Episodes
Season 8 Episode Guide
14 Episodes 2004 - 2004
Episode 1
Good Times with Weapons
Fri, Mar 19, 200422 mins
When the boys trick a man at the local fair to let them purchase weapons, they end up with more than they bargained for when Kenny accidentally stabs Butters in the eye, and they must figure out a way to get Butters medical assistance without telling their parents.
Episode 2
Up the Down Steroid
Wed, Mar 24, 200422 mins
Jimmy begins using steroids to improve his chances in the special Olympics. Meanwhile, Cartman disguises himself as a handicapped boy so he can enter as well and win the cash prize.
Episode 3
The Passion of the Jew
Wed, Mar 31, 200422 mins
Cartman leads a campaign against the Jews after seeing "The Passion Of The Christ." Meanwhile, Stan and Kenny try to get their money back from Mel Gibson and discover that he is completely insane.
Episode 4
You Got F'd in the A
Wed, Apr 7, 200422 mins
A gang of kids from the O.C. challenge Stan to a dance-off. But before the big event, Butters must confront a painful event from his past.
Episode 5
AWESOM-O
Wed, Apr 14, 200422 mins
Cartman dresses up as a robot from Japan, sent to Butters. He tricks him into believing it and can't give away his identity because he finds out Butters has a video of him dancing to Britney Spears and kissing a Justin Timberlake picture! It gets even more out of hand as the military decide to try to capture 'the robot' to make it a weapon.
Episode 6
The Jeffersons
Wed, Apr 21, 200422 mins
A new family moves in to South Park, calling themselves The Jeffersons. It really is Michael Jackson with his son escaping from the earlier Hollywood lifestyle. Stan, Cartman, Kenny and Kyle are invited over to play, but everyone but Cartman soon becomes suspicious of Mr. Jefferson's childlike behavior. At this point, Mr. Jefferson has become Cartman's best friend. The cops are soon involved, but withdraw their attention when they see that Mr. Jefferson is white and therefore there is no need to frame him.
Episode 7
Goobacks
Wed, Apr 28, 200422 mins
When people from a poverty-stricken future travel back in time to find work, South Park residents accuse them of taking their jobs.
Episode 8
Douche and Turd
Wed, Oct 27, 200422 mins
South Park Elementary is having elections to determine whether a giant douche or a turd sandwich will be the next school mascot. Stan claims he doesn't want to have to decide between a douche and a turd and refuses to vote. As a result, he is banished from the town.
Episode 9
Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes
Wed, Nov 3, 200422 mins
When a Wall-Mart built in South Park takes business away from local businesses, the boys go to the company's headquarters to get it destroyed.
Episode 10
Pre-School
Wed, Nov 10, 200422 mins
A bully who was sent to juvenile hall in a misunderstanding is released, and comes looking for revenge.
Episode 11
Quest for Ratings
Wed, Nov 17, 200422 mins
The boys begin to exaggerate stories when their student news show falls behind in the ratings.
Episode 12
Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset
Wed, Dec 1, 200422 mins
Mr. Slave fights against Paris Hilton when she becomes a bad influence on the girls in South Park. Meanwhile, Paris offers Butters' parents a huge amount of money if she can keep Butters as a pet.
Episode 13
Cartman's Incredible Gift
Wed, Dec 8, 200422 mins
Cartman mistakenly believes he is a psychic, and is recruited by the police to help them with investigations.
Episode 14
Woodland Critter Christmas
Wed, Dec 15, 200422 mins
Stan meets some talking woodland critters and helps them prepare for their Christmas, until he discovers that the critters worship Satan and are planning to unleash the Antichrist on the world.
