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South Park Season 7 Episodes
Season 7 Episode Guide
15 Episodes 2003 - 2003
Episode 1
Cancelled
Sat, Mar 22, 200322 mins
Chef and the children learn that Earth is actually just a reality show for other planets. When they learn it is to be canceled, the boys travel to a distant planet to plead their case to the network executives.
Episode 2
Krazy Kripples
Wed, Mar 26, 200322 mins
Jimmy and Timmy form a club for people who were handicapped from birth. They call it the Crips, and soon find themselves caught up in gang warfare with the real Crips in Denver. Meanwhile, Christopher Reeve does battle with Gene Hackman over stem cell research.
Episode 3
Toilet Paper
Wed, Apr 2, 200322 mins
The boys toilet paper their art teacher's house to get revenge for detention. When Kyle's guilty conscience makes him want to confess, Cartman makes an attempt on his life.
Episode 4
I'm a Little Bit Country
Wed, Apr 9, 200322 mins
While South Park is deep in debate over the Iraq war, Cartman takes a trip to Colonial America to see what the founding fathers would have said about the issue.
Episode 5
Fat Butt and Pancake Head
Wed, Apr 16, 200322 mins
Cartman makes his hand into a face which he calls Jennifer Lopez. He slowly realizes that it's taking over his consciousness. When he's at the mall with his friends, Ms. Lopez sees a music-video store and wants to go in and proceeds to make a video called "Taco-Flavored Kisses". When the real Jennifer Lopez is fired, she gets pissed off and comes to South Park with Ben Affleck, who falls in love with Ms. Lopez (hand).
Episode 6
Lil' Crime Stoppers
Wed, Apr 23, 200322 mins
After the boys start a Jr. Detective's Club and find a girl's missing doll, they are recruited by the county police department. Their first assignment: to break up a meth lab.
Episode 7
Red Man's Greed
Wed, Apr 30, 200322 mins
South Park residents are forced out of their homes when an Indian casino takes their land.
Episode 8
South Park Is Gay
Fri, Oct 24, 200322 mins
When the metro-sexual craze hits South Park, Kyle and Mr. Garrison travel to New York to meet with the cast of "Queer Eye For The Straight Guy." When they arrive, they discover the cast's horrible secret.
Episode 9
Christian Rock Hard
Wed, Oct 29, 200322 mins
Cartman starts a Christian rock band in an attempt to get a platinum album before Kyle. Meanwhile, the boys get into legal trouble when they download music off the Internet.
Episode 10
Grey Dawn
Wed, Nov 5, 200322 mins
After an fatal accident at a farmer's market, South Park takes drivers licenses from elderly citizens. In protest, the old people fight back and take over the town.
Episode 11
Casa Bonita
Wed, Nov 12, 200322 mins
When Butters is invited to Kyle's birthday party instead of Cartman, Cartman kidnaps Butters and locks him in a bomb shelter.
Episode 12
All About Mormons
Wed, Nov 19, 200322 mins
Stan learns about the Mormon religion after a new family moves to South Park from Utah. Caught up in the family-friendly doctrine of the church, Randy declares the Marshes to be Mormon as well.
Episode 13
Butt Out
Wed, Dec 3, 200322 mins
Rob Reiner comes to town to lead an anti tobacco crusade after the boys briefly take up smoking.
Episode 14
Raisins
Wed, Dec 10, 200322 mins
Stan is so heartbroken when Wendy dumps him that he turns goth. Meanwhile, Butters learns about unrequited love when he falls for a waitress at a local restaurant.
Episode 15
It's Christmas in Canada
Wed, Dec 17, 200322 mins
When Ike's birth parents arrive at the Broflovski's door during Hanukah celebrations, and say that they want Ike back because the new Canadian prime minister created a new law saying that anyone of Canadian birth must return. The Broflovski's are outraged and go to court but lose and Ike is forced to return to Canada with his birth parent's. Kyle then goes to Stan, Kenny and Cartman and asks them to help him go to Canada and appeal to the Canadian prime minister to change his mind, they immediately say no because they might not get to have a christmas adventure. A few days later, at the lighting of the town christmas tree, the mayor and the towns people decide to show their support to the Broflovski's by not buying any presents for their children and instead, give all their money to them. Again Kyle asks Stan, Kenny and Cartman and they say yes. Not long after, the boys are on the phone trying to get a flight to Canada. They then call City Wok and Mr Lu Kim answers the phone and when it is revealed that they are looking for City Airlines Mr Lu Kim turns the 'City Wok' Sign around revealing 'City Airlines' underneath and puts a pilot hat on. After negotiations about the price of the flight they eventually reach the agreement of $62. When the boys get to the airport and see the plane Kenny and Cartman are reluctant to get on but eventually do. The plane flies all night and reveals that everyone is asleep including Mr Lu Kim, who wakes up as the plane is going down. They all panic and Mr Lu Kim jumps out with a parachute and the plane crashes. The boys survive and discover that they aren't in America anymore. At this point they are greeted by many startled Canadians who hid because they thought that it was an invasion. After a song and dance number they set of on 'the only road in Canada' for Toronto, they meet a few people who want to join them in their cause before eventually ending up in Newfoundland and finding out that they went the wrong way. On Christmas day they eventually get to Toronto and get to talk to the prime minister... A Giant Head that denies their appeal, before Stan notices a curtain nearby and opens it revealing... Saddam Hussein.
