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17 Episodes 2002 - 2002
Episode 1
Wed, Mar 6, 200222 mins
The boys try to fatten up Butters and then liposuction him so they can get a marketing deal at a local restaurant. Meanwhile, Jared from the Subway commercials causes a controversy when he reveals that he lost weight with the help of aides.

Episode 2
Wed, Mar 13, 200222 mins
Stan gets caught up in a fierce skiing competition while the boys vacation in Aspen. Meanwhile, their parents struggle in vain to escape a time-share presentation.

Episode 3
Wed, Mar 20, 200222 mins
The boys disguise Butters as a mutant to win prizes on The Maury Povich show. They become upset when Butters' prize is a round of putt-putt golf, and so Cartman goes on the show as an out of control teen. The mutant freaks who make a career of visiting TV talk shows go on strike, taking Butters with them.

Episode 4
Wed, Mar 27, 200222 mins
Stan leads the boys in kidnapping all the baby cows from a local ranch after a first hand look at how veal is made turns him into a vegetarian.

Episode 5
Wed, Apr 3, 200222 mins
The boys have to sit through an episode of "Fightin' Round The World" with Russell Crowe so they can see a preview for the new movie starring Terrence & Philip. However, bad luck forces them to race across town searching for a working TV.

Episode 6
Wed, Apr 10, 200222 mins
After being shunned by his friends, Butters develops a villainous alter ego and sets out to wreak havoc on the town. Meanwhile, the boys search for a new friend.

Episode 7
Wed, Jun 26, 200222 mins
Professor Chaos struggles to find an evil scheme that hasn't already been done on "The Simpsons." Meanwhile, Cartman accidentally creates life in his aquarium.

Episode 8
Wed, Jul 3, 200222 mins
Father Maxi travels to the Vatican to confront the growing problem of priests molesting children. Meanwhile, Cartman discovers that it is possible to crap out of your mouth.

Episode 9
Wed, Jul 10, 200222 mins
The boys form a club to save classic movies from being re-issued by their greedy directors, and find themselves fighting with Steven Spielberg and George Lucas over a planned re-release of Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981).

Episode 10
Wed, Jul 17, 200222 mins
Bebe's breasts begin to develop, and the boys are at a loss to explain why they are suddenly drawn to her, when they had no interest in her before.

Episode 11
Wed, Jul 24, 200222 mins
Parents in South Park become gripped with fear that their children will be abducted, which leads to them taking more and more extreme measures to ensure their safety, finally culminating in a giant wall being built around the town.

Episode 12
Wed, Nov 6, 200222 mins
The boys have 7 days to get a winning ticket stub they left with Kenny for a shopping spree, which is difficult because Kenny is dead. Even worse, the McCormicks cremated him. They build a ladder to heaven to find out where it was, but Cartman drinks Kenny's ashes, thinking they're chocolate milk mix, and gets Kenny's soul trapped in his body. Has Cartman doomed the shopping spree or saved it?

Episode 13
Wed, Nov 13, 200222 mins
Randy and Sharon realize too late that the box they have sent with the boys contains a porno rather than a copy of "The Lord Of The Rings." As the parents race to stop them in time, the boys realize the tape they have has a strange power over people.

Episode 14
Wed, Nov 20, 200222 mins
When Mr. Garrison learns about discrimination lawsuits, he hires a new teaching assistant named Mr. Slave and tries everything to get fired for being gay. When the students complain, they are sent to sensitivity training. Meanwhile, a gerbil named Lemmiwinks navigates his way through the perilous world of Mr. Slave's body.

Episode 15
Wed, Nov 27, 200222 mins
Stan tries to disprove psychic John Edward after a reading messes with Kyle's mind. Meanwhile, Cartman and Chef travel to Scotland to exorcise Kenny from Cartman's body.

Episode 16
Wed, Dec 4, 200222 mins
A freak electric storm causes Stan's future self to return to the present. Stan's future self is an unemployed drug addict, but Stan suspects that it is a hoax.

Episode 17
Wed, Dec 11, 200222 mins
When an attempt to bring Christmas to Iraq turns disastrous, the boys head to Iraq with Jesus and Mr. Hankey to save Santa from terrorists.
