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South Park Season 5 Episodes
Season 5 Episode Guide
14 Episodes 2001 - 2001
Episode 1
It Hits the Fan
22 mins
Society is almost destroyed when a popular television show uses the word "shit" on the air.
Episode 2
Cripple Fight
22 mins
Controversy arises when Big Gay Al becomes a counselor for the South Park Boy Scouts. Meanwhile, Timmy resents a new handicapped boy who steals attention away from him.
Episode 3
Super Best Friends
Wed, Jul 4, 200122 mins
Stan enlists the help of an elite team of religious leaders including Jesus and Mohammed to help him rescue Kyle from a cult.
Episode 4
Scott Tenorman Must Die
Wed, Jul 11, 200122 mins
Cartman has been conned out of his money by Scott Tenorman, a sour ninth grader, so Cartman is out for any kind of revenge possible. He attempts to bargain with Scott, only to be tricked again and have to do a ridiculous piggy performance. What's worse, Scott shows the video of the piggy dance to everyone in town, sparking Cartman's wrath even further. As the ultimate form of vengeance, Cartman invites Scott to a chili cook off, with a terrifying secret ingredient.
Episode 5
Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow
Wed, Jul 18, 200122 mins
The boys attempt to reunite their idols Terrance & Philip after the Canadian duo has a falling out. Meanwhile, South Park falls under the control of environmentalists.
Episode 6
Cartmanland
Wed, Jul 25, 200122 mins
Cartman inherits a large sum of money and uses it to purchase his own amusement park. His resulting success causes Kyle to lose faith in God.
Episode 7
Proper Condom Use
Wed, Aug 1, 200122 mins
Improper sex ed classes lead to the boys declaring war on the girls.
Episode 8
Towelie
Wed, Aug 8, 200122 mins
The boys try to rescue their new video game system from the hands of a government agency with the help of a talking towel named Towelie.
Episode 9
Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants
Wed, Nov 7, 200122 mins
The boys come face to face with Osama Bin Laden after they are mistakenly shipped to Afghanistan.
Episode 10
How to Eat with Your Butt
Wed, Nov 14, 200122 mins
Cartman puts a picture of Kenny's butt on a milk carton as a prank, but is disturbed when a couple arrives in South Park claiming it was a picture of their missing son.
Episode 11
The Entity
Wed, Nov 21, 200122 mins
Kyle deals with stereotypes when his neurotic cousin comes to visit from New York. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison invents a device more convenient than air travel.
Episode 12
Here Comes the Neighborhood
Wed, Nov 28, 200122 mins
A class war ensues in South Park when it becomes a hot spot for rich celebrities. Meanwhile, Token feels rejected by his friends and goes to live with lions.
Episode 13
Kenny Dies
Wed, Dec 5, 200122 mins
The boys cope with loss when Kenny is hospitalized with a terminal disease. Cartman attempts to save him by legalizing stem cell research.
Episode 14
Butters' Very Own Episode
Wed, Dec 12, 200122 mins
Butters' mother snaps and tries to kill her son after the revelation that her husband frequents gay bath houses.
