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South Park Season 16 Episodes
Season 16 Episode Guide
14 Episodes 2012 - 2012
Episode 1
Reverse Cowgirl
Wed, Mar 14, 201230 mins
After a South Park citizen meets with an unfortunate accident, the TSA steps in to prevent it from happening again.
Episode 2
Cash for Gold
Wed, Mar 21, 201230 mins
Cartman launches a gemstones network show and creates a very lucrative business. Stan searches for the real value of a piece of jewelry that was a gift from his Grandpa. Meanwhile, Cartmans lucrative new business preys upon an extremely vulnerable clientele.
Episode 3
Faith Hilling
Wed, Mar 28, 201221 mins
A new memetic trend emerges called "Faith Hilling", a derivative of "Bradying", which involves having a picture of oneself taken while pulling the front of one's shirt forward in mock resemblance of women's breasts. After the boys perform this prank on stage at a 2012 Colorado Republican Presidential Debate, the entire fourth grade class of South Park Elementary is required to take a safety education class in which Professor Lamont teaches them the dangers of memetic trends with a graphic educational video showing people dying gruesome deaths when they are hit by trains while "memeing".
Episode 4
Jewpacabra
Wed, Apr 4, 201223 mins
Cartman starts convincing people a mystical blood-sucking from Mexico he calls the Jewpacabra, exists and that the kids and folks of South Park are in danger for the upcoming Easter Egg hunt.
Episode 5
Butterballs
Wed, Apr 11, 201222 mins
Butters shows up to school with a black eye and Stan stands up for the anti-bullying cause with a song and dance video featuring Butters as the star. Unable to tell his parents or classmates Butters is forced to try to cope with his problem, which proves harder than expected.
Episode 6
I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining
Wed, Apr 18, 201221 mins
Eric, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny go ziplining but find it's incredibly boring and the fellow ziplining tourists drive them crazy. Now they must do all that they can to escape from the group and get off the mountain back to normal life.
Episode 7
Cartman Finds Love
Wed, Apr 25, 201223 mins
There's a new girl in school and she's black, so Cartman instantly assumes Token wants her, but when Token doesn't seem interested, Eric sets up an elaborate scheme to put the two together.
Episode 8
Sarcastaball
Wed, Sep 26, 201221 mins
Angered over the overly sensitive parents in South Park over their kids playing football because of recent news about concussions, Randy invents the game Sarcastaball in order to get people to see how stupid they've been. But when everybody takes it seriously, Randy ends up begrudgingly taking the game national. Butters, the most knowledgeable of the game, becomes the coach for the kids.
Episode 9
Raising the Bar
Wed, Oct 3, 201221 mins
Cartman finally realizes he is too fat and decides to do something about it, while James Cameron realizes the societal bar has been lowered too low, and goes on a deep sea expedition to find the bar to raise it.
Episode 10
Insecurity
Wed, Oct 10, 201223 mins
After Ike accidentally sees mom and dad having sex, with Gerald dressed as a UPS man, and tells Kyle, the kids create a stir leading men in South Park to think the UPS man is secretly having sex with their wives or even raping them. They decide to do something about it. Meanwhile they and the kids are getting worried and start getting a personal security system called Insecurity.
Episode 11
Going Native
Wed, Oct 17, 201223 mins
Butters starts acting out, yelling, telling people off, and even beating one kid up. Little does Butters know, but he's reached a special age and that there's more going on than he knows, and that he wasn't born in South Park.
Episode 12
A Nightmare on FaceTime
Wed, Oct 24, 201223 mins
The boys are excited to go trick-or-treating, dressed as the Avengers, but Stan is unable to come because Randy has bought a Blockbuster Video franchise location in South Park and needs everybody ready to help with the Halloween rental rush.
Episode 13
A Scause for Applause
Wed, Oct 31, 201223 mins
The world is rocked by news that a performance enhancing drug was found in test results from Jesus, used to make his miracles and thus did not die for our sins, and now people across the world become disillusioned, except Stan who refuses to cut his What Would Jesus Do? bracelet off. And in the process Stan inadvertently creates a world wide movement.
Episode 14
Obama Wins!
Wed, Nov 7, 201223 mins
Cartman has stolen thousands of ballots from swing states in order to assure Obama's re-election all in a bid to get himself a part in the new Star Wars movie now that Disney owns the franchise.
