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South Park Season 13 Episodes
Season 13 Episode Guide
14 Episodes 2009 - 2009
Episode 1
The Ring
Thu, Mar 12, 200922 mins
The boys discover that the Jonas Brothers' purity ring campaign is just part of Disney's plot to get away with marketing sex to pre-teen girls.
Episode 2
The Coon
Wed, Mar 18, 200922 mins
Cartman tries to become a superhero, only to have another fourth grader steal his thunder by becoming one too and becoming more popular.
Episode 3
Margaritaville
Wed, Mar 25, 200922 mins
In a parody of the final weeks of Christ's life, South Park goes into hysterics over the failing economy, but Kyle begins preaching that there is no reason for fear. Meanwhile, Stan unsuccessfully tries to return his dad's margarita machine.
Episode 4
Eat, Pray, Queef
Wed, Apr 1, 200922 mins
The fart-loving males of South Park try to ban vaginal flatulence in Colorado after "Terrance & Phillip" is replaced by "The Queef Sisters."
Episode 5
Fishsticks
Wed, Apr 8, 200922 mins
Jimmy writes the "perfect joke" which is quickly picked up by comedians and talk show hosts. Cartman thinks that being in the room means he co-wrote the joke, but his need for credit puts the boys in danger when a celebrity doesn't get it.
Episode 6
Pinewood Derby
Wed, Apr 15, 200922 mins
Randy and Stan accidentally reach warp speed when Randy illegally soups up Stan's Pinewood Derby racer, which prompts a visit by an alien gangster and the space police trying to track him down.
Episode 7
Fatbeard
Wed, Apr 22, 200922 mins
Cartman leads a group of schoolmates to Somalia to become pirates.
Episode 8
Dead Celebrities
Wed, Oct 7, 200922 mins
When Ike is haunted by dead celebrities, Kyle and the boys hire professional ghost hunters to investigate the Broflovski house for paranormal activity.
Episode 9
Butters' Bottom Bitch
Wed, Oct 14, 200922 mins
Butters starts his own pimping business, while a local police officer takes his undercover prostitution sting a little too far.
Episode 10
W.T.F.
Wed, Oct 21, 200922 mins
WWE comes to Denver and inspires the boys to start their own wrestling league - the Wrestling Takedown Federation.
Episode 11
Whale Whores
Wed, Oct 28, 200922 mins
Stan is upset about the Japanese killing whales and dolphins, so he takes command of the Sea Shepherd on the "Whale Wars" reality show and does something about it.
Episode 12
The F Word
Wed, Nov 4, 200922 mins
The boys try to get the meaning of the word "fag" changed from homosexual to motorcycle riders.
Episode 13
Dances with Smurfs
Wed, Nov 11, 200922 mins
Cartman takes over the morning school announcements and turns it into a personal soapbox against school president Wendy Testaburger.
Episode 14
Pee
Wed, Nov 18, 200922 mins
When the pee levels reach a critical stage at a local water park, chaos and disaster ensue. However, after the disaster, Cartman remains obsessed with the number of minorities who are "taking over" the park.
