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South Park Season 12 Episodes
Season 12 Episode Guide
14 Episodes 2008 - 2008
Episode 1
Tonsil Trouble
Wed, Mar 12, 200822 mins
After Cartman and Kyle are infected with the AIDS virus, they turn to Magic Johnson for assistance in finding a cure.
Episode 2
Britney's New Look
Wed, Mar 19, 200822 mins
Distraught over the media's nonstop coverage of her, Britney Spears attempts to commit suicide, but survives despite blowing the top half of her head off. Disgusted by this treatment of her, the boys attempt to help, only to learn the secret behind the media's cruel scrutiny of celebrities.
Episode 3
Major Boobage
Fri, Mar 28, 200822 mins
South Park declares cats illegal after kids start getting high on cat urine. Cartman starts hiding neighborhood cats in his attic to protect them, and Kenny becomes an addict and starts having Heavy Metal (1981) hallucinations.
Episode 4
Canada on Strike
Wed, Apr 2, 200822 mins
Canada goes on strike and demands more money, but nobody takes the strike seriously. However, the boys try to make money for Canada by turning Butters into an Internet video star.
Episode 5
Eek, a Penis!
Wed, Apr 9, 200822 mins
Having just taught his schoolmates to high test scores (through cheating), Eric Cartman, or Mr.Cartmanis, is brought to Jim Davis High to help them get to college (by cheating). Meanwhile having just seen the pregnant man on Oprah, Ms. Garrison pays a DNA experimenting lab her/his savings to grow a penis for him, but he'll have to catch it first!
Episode 6
Over Logging
Wed, Apr 16, 200822 mins
A prolonged Internet service outage hits South Park and most of the rest of the country, and Randy moves the Marsh family to California hoping to find a connection (and Internet porn for himself).
Episode 7
Super Fun Time
Wed, Apr 23, 200822 mins
The kids go to an educational field trip, which they don't like, even, but especially, Stan and Wendy, and also especially Cartman, who forces Butters to sneak out to Super Phun Thyme. They left just in time, however, as trigger happy thieves break in. As Stan, Wendy, Kyle and Jimmy try to get the dedicated employees to act like it's 2008 instead of 1864 and call the police, and subsequently hide, can Butters force Cartman to return in time? And will Stan have to risk his life, and dignity, to save the class, who have been taken hostage?
Episode 8
The China Probrem
Wed, Oct 8, 200822 mins
Cartman and Butters go to P.F. Chang's to try to uncover the Chinese conspiracy to take over the U.S. Stan and Kyle accuse Steven Spielberg and George Lucas of raping Indiana Jones.
Episode 9
Breast Cancer Show Ever
Wed, Oct 15, 200822 mins
Cartman accidentally provokes Wendy to beat him to a pulp by disrupting and mocking her report on breast cancer with incredibly sexist comments, and not even her boyfriend Stan can reason with her. Can Cartman stop the inevitable, or will Wendy give him what he deserves?
Episode 10
Pandemic
Wed, Oct 22, 200822 mins
With Craig's help, the boys start up a Peruvian pan flute band to make money. However, they are detained by Homeland Security and sent to Peru to end the "Pandemic." In the pan flute bands' absence, giant guinea pigs invade South Park.
Episode 11
Pandemic 2: The Startling
Wed, Oct 29, 200822 mins
After being detained by the U.S. government for participating in a a Peruvian flute band the boys and Craig are sent to Peru to help solve the problem. However Giant Furry creatures soon attack the world and the boys must find a way to stop them.
Episode 12
About Last Night...
Wed, Nov 5, 200822 mins
While the rest of the nation is distracted by the results of the presidential election, Barack Obama and John McCain set out to complete their true combined objective: a daring "Ocean's Eleven" style jewel heist.
Episode 13
Elementary School Musical
Wed, Nov 12, 200822 mins
The boys try to resist the "High School Musical" fad when it hits South Park Elementary, while also trying to convince the school's top singer that he should follow his dream and try out for the basketball team.
Episode 14
The Ungroundable
Wed, Nov 19, 200822 mins
Butters starts hanging out with the Vampire kids, who are angering the Goth kids at South Park Elementary because everybody is confusing the Vampire kids with them.
