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14 Episodes 2007 - 2007
Episode 1
Wed, Mar 7, 200722 mins
Stan's dad becomes a social outcast for saying "the N-Word" on national television, but Michael Richards and Mark Furhman come to his rescue. And Cartman has a run-in with a little-person teaching sensitivity training at the elementary school.

Episode 2
Wed, Mar 14, 200722 mins
Cartman takes a photo with Butters' penis in his mouth to prove Butters is gay. He later finds out what the picture really means and freaks out when the photo disappears. Meanwhile, Butters has to go to a special camp to calm his urges.

Episode 3
Wed, Mar 21, 200722 mins
A lice outbreak hits Ms. Garrison's class, and at least one parasite is determined to survive after his lice civilization is destroyed.

Episode 4
Wed, Mar 28, 200722 mins
While trying to find a way to persecute the new Arab kid in his class, Cartman accidentally uncovers an unrelated plot to assassinate Hillary Clinton at a South Park political rally.

Episode 5
Wed, Apr 4, 200722 mins
In a parody of "The daVinci Code," Stan discovers the real reason behind Easter, decorating eggs, and the Easter Bunny.

Episode 6
Wed, Apr 11, 200722 mins
Ms. Garrison's latest date goes so badly that she assigns the class the book report over the weekend, but the boys hire immigrant labor to write it. Meanwhile, Ms. Garrison becomes a lesbian and saves the women's bar from a Persian takeover.

Episode 7
Wed, Apr 18, 200722 mins
One day after Kyle gives $20 to a homeless person, South Park becomes overrun with panhandlers.

Episode 8
Wed, Oct 3, 200722 mins
Cartman fakes having Tourette's syndrome so he can say whatever he wants, but faking the condition begins to wear on his mental filter.

Episode 9
Wed, Oct 10, 200722 mins
Randy Marsh sets the world record for the biggest bowel movement, until Bono comes along and challenges it.

Episode 10
Wed, Oct 17, 200722 mins
Terrorists attack Imaginationland, in an attempt to take over peoples' imagination; Kyle refuses to follow through with his promise to suck Cartman's balls.

Episode 11
Wed, Oct 24, 200722 mins
With the help of Stan and Kyle, the military is able to access the portal to Imaginationland; Cartman goes to great lengths to get Kyle to suck his balls after the leprechaun bet.

Episode 12
Wed, Oct 31, 200722 mins
Stan and Butters engage in battle as they fight the army of evil imaginary forces; Cartman once again goes to great lengths to get Kyle to suck his balls.

Episode 13
Wed, Nov 7, 200722 mins
Stan and Kyle become local celebrities after they score 100,000 points on the video game "Guitar Hero." A talent agent signs them to a contract, which ends up ruining their friendship.

Episode 14
Wed, Nov 14, 200722 mins
The girls in the fourth grade have a list that votes every boy from cutest to ugliest. The boys decide to steal the list to find out who was last. However, instead of Craig, who Cartman said had "f***ed up teeth", or even Cartman himself, Kyle is on the bottom, and Stan's best efforts to prevent him falling into depression fail dismally. Stan and his ex-girlfriend, Wendy, team up to find out why they voted Kyle last, but the votes don't add up. When they discover that the list was deliberately compromised, the duo have a limited time before Kyle burns down the school and gets himself thrown in juvenile hall, or even worse, killed. However, whilst they may be helping to restart their relationship, they may also be putting Wendy's friendship with Bebe- and themselves- in danger...
