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14 Episodes 2006 - 2006
Episode 1
Wed, Mar 22, 200622 mins
After a long hiatus, Chef returns to South Park, but the boys notice that he isn't the same friend he used to be.

Episode 2
Wed, Mar 29, 200622 mins
Stan persuades everyone in town to buy hybrid cars, not realizing the new cars cause a different kind of dangerous emission.

Episode 3
Sat, Apr 8, 200622 mins
Muslims protest when an image of Mohammed is planned to be shown on "Family Guy."

Episode 4
Sat, Apr 15, 200622 mins
Cartman finds an unlikely ally in his quest to cancel Family Guy; The people of South Park bury their heads in sand pits to avoid watching the episode.

Episode 5
Wed, Apr 19, 200622 mins
Towelie's autobiography, "A Million Little Fibers," becomes Oprah Winfrey's official Book of the Month selection and a bestseller... but for how long?

Episode 6
Wed, Apr 26, 200622 mins
Al Gore gets the boys trapped in Cave of the Winds while trying to kill the purported "Manbearpig"; Cartman finds treasure that he attempts to steal.

Episode 7
Wed, May 3, 200622 mins
Cartman gets in serious trouble at school and his mom admits that he is an aggressive child at home and rules both of their lives. Mr. Mackey recommends that Mrs. Cartman try some Nanny reality shows to help straighten out Cartman's behavior. When both Nanny 911 and Supernanny fail, a doctor at a psychiatric ward (where Supernanny is now staying) tells Mrs. Cartman about Cesar Millan aka "The Dog Whisperer". Cartman's mom hires Cesar and the two start running Cartman's life, controlling him by nipping him on the neck and making a "Tsst" sound when he is bad. Cesar tries to get Mrs. Cartman to be the "dominant leader of the pack" and tries to get Eric Cartman to stop his "aggressive dominant behavior". All of these changes in Cartman's life start to piss him off and he plots to kill his mom. He then goes to her room with a knife and paper towels but before he kills her his conscience gets a hold of him telling he he shouldn't of should do it.

Episode 8
Sat, Oct 7, 200622 mins
The world (of warcraft) has come under jeopardy when one player begins going around killing everyone else. Thousands of players send in complaints and make calls to blizzard support because of him, but the admins can't do anything because he's so powerful he can kill the admins. What's worse, he seems to enjoy killing players for no other reason than to kill the other players. After losing to him in a mass battle, the players decide to increase their levels to the top level to try and get even.

Episode 9
Wed, Oct 11, 200622 mins
Mr. Mackey become furious when he discovers a turd in one of the urinals in the boys washroom and sets out to find the culprit; Cartman attempts to find out who really caused 9/11; Stan and Kyle reach out to a 9/11 conspiracy group and get more than they bargained for.

Episode 10
Wed, Oct 18, 200622 mins
Cartman is appointed to the post of School Hallway Monitor at South Park Elementary. In his new role, Cartman takes it personally when an infraction is committed in his jurisdiction. When Kyle discovers that a teacher is having sex with a student, he and Cartman have to team up to put a stop to the inappropriate behavior.

Episode 11
Wed, Oct 25, 200622 mins
Satan is throwing the biggest Halloween costume party ever, and no one will be admitted without a wristband. Satan is busy checking the R.S.V.P. list and deciding what costume to wear to the big event. Every detail must be perfect for the prince of darkness, but even Satan can't foresee everything.

Episode 12
Wed, Nov 1, 200622 mins
Cartman's plan to propel himself into the future goes horribly wrong. South Park Elementary faces strong opposition to the topic of evolution being taught to the 4th graders, especially from Ms. Garrison who has to teach it. Eric Cartman can't be bothered with what's going on in class. He's busy manipulating his own personal time-line to align with the precise release date of the newest, hottest game.

Episode 13
Wed, Nov 8, 200622 mins
Cartman is stuck in the future, in the middle of an international civil war between rival Atheist factions. And he STILL can't play Nintendo Wii.

Episode 14
Wed, Nov 15, 200622 mins
Stan Marsh has hit rock bottom. He's got no job, no bicycle and his only way out of a bad situation, is to coach the local pee wee hockey team. Once a hotshot pee wee hockey player himself, Stan Marsh has tried to put those days behind him. But he's still living with the memory of how he let his team down when he missed the winning shot in the big game. Now, he's about to find out that being a coach means facing your past. He's determined to show his kids what it's like to be a winner!
