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King of the Hill Season 8 Episodes
Season 8 Episode Guide
22 Episodes 2003 - 2004
Episode 1
Patch Boomhauer
Sun, Nov 2, 200322 mins
Boomhauer's brother Patch comes into town driving a Saab 900NG cabriolet to marry Boomhauer's ex-girlfriend, Katherine. Patch is busy making arrangements for the wedding and Boomhauer is sulking, as he still loves Katherine. At a party at Hank's house, Patch asks Boomhauer to be his best man.
Episode 2
Reborn to Be Wild
Sun, Nov 9, 200323 mins
Hank reacts with horror when Bobby's Bible study group turns out to be populated with Christian skate punks who wear tattoos and dress like rockers; Dale and his friends form a Last Supper club.
Episode 3
New Cowboy on the Block
Sun, Nov 16, 200323 mins
A washed-up football star moves into the neighborhood.
Episode 4
The Incredible Hank
Sun, Nov 23, 200323 mins
Peggy suspects that Hank suffers from Irritable Male Syndrome and begins spiking his coffee with testosterone, turning Hank from low-energy everyman to muscled go-getter.
Episode 5
Flirting with the Master
Sun, Nov 30, 200323 mins
A dashing Mexican television star asks Peggy to spend two weeks south of the border to tutor his children, but Peggy gets the feeling that the actor wants to have an affair with her.
Episode 6
After the Mold Rush
Sun, Dec 7, 200323 mins
Hank enters his house in Arlen's parade of homes showcase, but when the hill house tests positive for mold, Hank and his family must relocate to a seedy hotel.
Episode 7
Livin' on Reds, Vitamin C and Propane
Sun, Dec 14, 200323 mins
Hank lives up to his boyhood dream of driving a big rig when helping his mother to move. Bobby tags along and, unfortunately, so do Dale, Bill and Boomhauer; Meanwhile Peggy and Luanne write a very poor Christmas carol.
Episode 8
Rich Hank, Poor Hank
Sun, Jan 4, 200423 mins
When Bobby mistakenly believes that his parents are rich, he steals Hank's credit card and goes on a shopping spree.
Episode 9
Ceci N'est Pas Une King of the Hill
Sun, Jan 25, 200422 mins
Hank commissions Peggy to create some artwork to satisfy the local zoning board after they approve a Strickland Propane expansion, but Peggy is humiliated when an art dealer promotes her as an illiterate hillbilly.
Episode 10
That's What She Said
Sun, Feb 8, 200422 mins
A new Strickland Propane employee revels in making off-color jokes, driving Hank crazy.
Episode 11
My Hair Lady
Sun, Feb 15, 200422 mins
Bill pretends to be a homosexual to get a job at a trendy beauty salon.
Episode 12
Phish and Wildlife
Sun, Feb 22, 200422 mins
Hank and his friends take Bobby on an "eat only what you catch" camping trip, only to discover that the park has been overrun by hippies.
Episode 13
Cheer Factor
Sun, Mar 7, 200422 mins
Peggy takes over as coach of the cheerleading squad, and switches the girls from elaborate dance routines to violent spectacle.
Episode 14
Dale Be Not Proud
Sun, Mar 14, 200422 mins
When racecar driver John Force needs a kidney transplant, Dale turns out to be a perfect match; and Peggy helps Bobby win over his classmates when he reads announcements over the school's intercom system.
Episode 15
Après Hank, le Deluge
Sun, Mar 21, 200422 mins
Arlen is hit with rains and flash floods. Bill finds himself put in charge of the shelter at Tom Landry Middle School, and instantly becomes mad with power and authority.
Episode 16
DaleTech
Sun, Mar 28, 200422 mins
Cotton plays detective when someone begins drinking Hank's grapefruit juice; and Dale tries to launch his own home security company.
Episode 17
How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Alamo
Sun, Apr 18, 200422 mins
Hank reacts with disbelief when he realizes Bobby's history textbook contains almost nothing on the Alamo; and Peggy photographs a Flat Stanley doll to help teach kids about geography and safety issues.
Episode 18
Girl, You'll Be a Giant Soon
Sun, Apr 25, 200423 mins
Luanne joins forces with Hank to protest a propane ban at the Texas State Fairground grill-off; and Peggy goes to extreme lengths to gain access to a laundry room where an infamous murder took place.
Episode 19
Stressed for Success
Sun, May 2, 200422 mins
Bobby joins the school's academic team, where he specializes in pop culture, but the stress proves too much for him to handle.
Episode 20
Hank's Back
Sun, May 9, 200423 mins
Hank starts taking yoga classes after injuring his back at work; and Peggy bags groceries at a mom-and-pop store that's having a hard time competing against Megalomart.
Episode 21
The Redneck on Rainey Street
Sun, May 16, 200422 mins
After Connie becomes a victim of reverse discrimination, Kahn gives up his hopes and dreams and embraces the life of a hillbilly.
Episode 22
Talking Shop
Sun, May 23, 200423 mins
Bobby infuriates Hank by training as a student counsellor, then upsets Connie by breaking the rules and dating one of his own clients - only to be stalked by a girl he's just advised to break up with her boyfriend.
