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King of the Hill Season 12 Episodes

22 Episodes 2007 - 2008

Episode 1

Suite Smells of Excess

Sun, Sep 23, 2007 30 mins

Bobby develops an interest in football, much to Hank's delight. Complications arise, however, when Hank and the guys take Bobby to a Texas-Nebraska game.

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Episode 2

Bobby Rae

Sun, Sep 30, 2007 30 mins

Bobby learns about social activism---and puppy love---when he takes on the powers that be at Tom Landry Middle School over a bunch of soda machines that he blames for making him and his classmates fat. His socially conscious (and cute) classmate Olivia is very impressed.

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Episode 3

The Powder Puff Boys

Sun, Oct 7, 2007 30 mins

Bobby and Joseph become Powder Puff Boys for the school's annual gender-reversal game, in which the girls play football and the guys dress as cheerleaders to support them. But the game becomes a hot-button issue for the PTA.

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Episode 4

Four Wave Intersection

Sun, Oct 14, 2007 30 mins

Arlen has a heat wave, and Hank gets season passes at the local water park for Bobby, Joseph and Connie. But trouble ensues when the kids are bullied by surfers at the wave pool.

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Episode 5

Death Picks Cotton

Sun, Nov 11, 2007 30 mins

Cotton goes crazy at a performance restaurant, where they cook the food at your table, with Hank, Peggy, Luanne, Lucky and Bobby. Cotton fights with a chef and has a horrible accident that leaves him hospitalized and clinging to life.

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Episode 6

Raise the Steaks

Sun, Nov 18, 2007 30 mins

Disgusted by the poor quality of steak he's getting at mainstream food stores, Hank joins a hippie co-op to get quality organic food. Appleseed: Dave Allen.

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Episode 7

Tears of an Inflatable Clown

Sun, Nov 25, 2007 30 mins

Bobby convinces the student council to put on a carnival, and he's put in charge of it. But a dour so-called "diversity expert" comes to school and nearly puts the kibosh on Bobby's plans. Terrence Pope: David Herman.

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Episode 8

Minh Who Knew Too Much

Sun, Dec 9, 2007 30 mins

Minh joins the Arlen Gun Club to learn skeet shooting, a skill she hopes will make an exclusive country club want her and Kahn as members. Meanwhile, the Hills have a mystery to solve: Who has been depositing their garbage in Hank's cans?

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Episode 9

Dream Weaver

Sun, Dec 16, 2007 30 mins

Nancy wants Dale to get a new job since he's not making any money, so he and Hank go on a "vocation vacation" to learn basket weaving.

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Episode 10

Doggone Crazy

Sun, Jan 6, 2008 30 mins

The Hills' dog, Ladybird, goes on a rampage, breaking things all over the house and later biting Hank's hand. After Ladybird is put on a list of vicious dogs, the veterinarian suggests that Hank take her to a dog spiritualist.

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Episode 11

Trans-Facism

Sun, Feb 10, 2008 30 mins

The Arlen city council bans trans fats, raw oysters and rare burgers, so Buck Strickland starts a lunch truck that sells the banned foods illegally, with Hank as the driver.

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Episode 12

Untitled Blake McCormick Project

Sun, Feb 17, 2008 30 mins

Bill finds romance after being set up on a blind date with a very attractive single mother named Charlene (Melinda Clarke). Meanwhile, Dale has a strange feeling about Charlene's daughter Kate and can't resist meddling.

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Episode 13

The Accidental Terrorist

Sun, Mar 2, 2008 30 mins

Peggy wants a new convertible, and Hank pays sticker price for it, like he has for every car he has ever bought. When Peggy points out that he has been ripped off for decades, Hank plans revenge on the car dealer (voice of Ted Danson). But the plan backfires.

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Episode 14

Lady and Gentrification

Sun, Mar 9, 2008 30 mins

Hank's consent to speak at the quinceañera (15th birthday party) of Enrique's daughter, Inez, leads to the gentrification of Enrique's Mexican neighborhood after Peggy's hipster real-estate clients fall in love with the area and start moving in.

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Episode 15

Behind Closed Doors

Sun, Mar 16, 2008 30 mins

A child is missing in Arlen, so an emergency community meeting is held. At the meeting, a relationship expert (voice of Ed Begley Jr.) embarrasses Peggy by questioning her parenting skills, and Peggy becomes hypervigilant about Bobby's and Hank's every move.

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Episode 16

Pour Some Sugar on Kahn

Sun, Mar 30, 2008 30 mins

Minh's father, the General, comes to visit and gives Kahn an incredibly hard time, so Kahn goes to a karaoke bar to get away. While there, he discovers a hidden talent. Meanwhile, Peggy and Bobby engage in an escalating war of wagers...for bragging rights.

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Episode 17

Six Characters in Search of a House

Sun, Apr 6, 2008 30 mins

Despite the rough housing market, Peggy gets a real-estate listing but finds that the family living in the house is repelling potential buyers. So Peggy goes to unusual lengths trying to correct the problem. Chris Sizemore: Chris Elliott. Bud Ferguson: Glenn Morshower.

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Episode 18

The Courtship of Joseph's Father

Sun, Apr 13, 2008 30 mins

Joseph becomes a star quarterback at Tom Landry Middle School and a prestigious private school comes recruiting. Joseph doesn't want to go, but Dale can't resist the payoff the private school gives him.

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Episode 19

Strangeness on a Train

Sun, Apr 27, 2008 30 mins

Peggy's birthday celebrations are typically a letdown, so she decides to change the pattern by having this year's party aboard a train that features a murder-mystery play. But true to form, problems with the food and performance lead to disappointment. That is, until Hank and Peggy create a little drama of their own.

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Episode 20

Cops and Robert

Sun, May 4, 2008 30 mins

Bobby is framed for throwing a soda can at the school's police officer and is assigned to work with him for a week as punishment. Meanwhile, Hank accidentally takes the wallet of a man he thought stole his own wallet. But when Hank tries to return it, the man winds up chasing him around with a baseball bat.

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Episode 21

It Came From the Garage

Sun, May 11, 2008 30 mins

Hank and Bobby build a boat for the Arlen Regatta, and Dale, Bill and Boomhauer are miffed because they usually work on a boat with Hank. Along the way, Hank must face a phobia that he's kept hidden from the world.

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Episode 22

Life: A Loser's Manual

Sun, May 18, 2008 30 mins

In the 12th-season finale, Luanne's long-lost father, Peggy's jailbird brother Hoyt (voice of Johnny Knoxville), comes to town and commits yet another crime. Lucky feels sorry for Hoyt and takes the blame.

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