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King of the Hill Season 13 Episodes
Season 13 Episode Guide
25 Episodes 2008 - 2010
Episode 1
Dia-bill-ic Shock
Sun, Sep 28, 2008 30 mins
In the 13th-season premiere, Bill's love of sweets gives him diabetes, which forces some changes in his lifestyle. Thunder: Jake Steinfeld. Dr. Weissman: Scott Klace.
Episode 2
Earthy Girls Are Easy
Sun, Oct 5, 2008 30 mins
A scandal at Strickland Propane prompts Hank to suggest the company "go green," starting a run of eco fever in Arlen. Bobby and Joseph plant trees for extra credit in school, while Dale gets an idea for a fraudulent carbon offset business.
Episode 3
Square-Footed Monster
Sun, Oct 19, 2008 30 mins
Ted Wassonasong, Kahn's idol, buys an abandoned house in the neighborhood, but he doesn't plan to live there. What he does plan will change the neighborhood---and not for the better.
Episode 4
Lost in MySpace
Sun, Nov 2, 2008 30 mins
Strickland Propane goes digital with a page on MySpace that Donna designs, and she's promoted to assistant manager of new media. Business picks up at first, but soon there are problems.
Episode 5
No Bobby Left Behind
Sun, Nov 9, 2008 30 mins
The students at Tom Landry Middle School have not been doing well on standardized tests, putting the faculty in jeopardy because of "No Child Left Behind." So Principal Moss comes up with a scheme to get around the law, and it affects Bobby.
Episode 6
A Bill Full of Dollars
Sun, Nov 16, 2008 30 mins
Peggy wants a big flat-screen TV and figures out a way to get it: She invests in companies that make things that "average American consumer" Bill buys.
Episode 7
Straight as an Arrow
Sun, Nov 30, 2008 30 mins
Hank and a new neighbor (voice of Andy Richter) lock horns over how to run the local chapter of a boys group called the Order of the Straight Arrow.
Episode 8
Lucky See, Monkey Do
Sun, Feb 8, 2009 30 mins
Peggy throws a baby shower for Luanne, and Lucky's sister Myrna and her children attend. Eventually, Myrna and Peggy end up clashing over how Luanne will raise her child: Peggy's parenting skills are old-fashioned while Myrna's are modern and by the book.
Episode 9
What Happens at the National Propane Convention in Memphis Stays at the National Propane Convention in Memphis
Sun, Feb 15, 2009 30 mins
Buck Strickland is inducted into the Propane Hall of Fame and asks Hank to accompany him to the convention in Memphis to keep him out of trouble. That task becomes harder when Buck meets his illegitimate son (voice of Diedrich Bader) at the event.
Episode 10
Master of Puppets
Sun, Mar 1, 2009 30 mins
Peggy and Hank's date runs long, and they forget to pick Bobby up at the mall. Bobby uses their guilt to start a war for his affection, but his strategy backfires when Peggy and Hank stop giving him everything he wants and offer to spend time with him.
Episode 11
Bwah My Nose
Sun, Mar 8, 2009 30 mins
Hank and the gang get a rematch for the high-school football championship game they lost, and Hank breaks his nose during a practice. He gets it fixed by a plastic surgeon and loves his new nose---maybe too much.
Episode 12
Uncool Customer
Sun, Mar 15, 2009 30 mins
When Peggy realises she's uncool, she befriends Katt Savage, the coolest mother at Bobby's cotillion classes. When Katt invites Bobby and Peggy to her daughter's coming-out party, the Hills dress to impress and act sophisticated.
Episode 13
Nancy Does Dallas
Sun, Mar 22, 2009 30 mins
Nancy Gribble takes a job as a newswoman in Dallas, and Hank is assigned to watch Dale while she's away. When Dale goes wild, though, Hank and Peggy beg Nancy to come home.
Episode 14
Born Again on the Fourth of July
Sun, Apr 19, 2009 30 mins
Bobby's misbehaviour rankles Hank, but Lucky offers Bobby an intervention at his church. Meanwhile, Hank and the gang face off against a rival neighbourhood in a Fourth of July fireworks showdown.
Episode 15
Serves Me Right for Giving Gen. George S. Patton the Bathroom Key
Sun, Apr 26, 2009 60 mins
Hank receives a package of his late father's belongings, including war medals, his uniform and a tape explaining his last wishes.
Episode 16
Bad News Bill
Sun, May 3, 2009 30 mins
Bobby's baseball career has its ups and downs after he signs up for a new little league, and friction develops between Hank and the new coach.
Episode 17
Manger Baby Einstein
Sun, May 10, 2009 30 mins
Luanne becomes a children's entertainer with her manger baby puppets, and aspiring agent John Redcorn makes her the star of a children's DVD. Meanwhile, Dale writes a children's book about a gun and her little lost bullet.
Episode 18
Uh-Oh Canada
Sun, May 17, 2009 30 mins
Boomhauer swaps houses with a Canadian family for the summer and gets friendly with his temporary neighbour, Suzette, in the 13th-season finale. Meanwhile, the Hills have some friction with their new Canadian neighbours.
Episode 19
The Boy Can't Help It
Sun, Sep 13, 2009 30 mins
Bobby is befriended by three older girls, who agree to be his dates for the homecoming dance. Meanwhile, Hank and the guys build a special cart to hold a homeless man's recycling.
Episode 20
To Sirloin With Love
Sun, Sep 13, 2009 30 mins
Bobby displays a great knowledge about beef, which earns him a chance to go the state finals as a member of the Heimlich County Junior College Meat Examination team. Hank, of course, is busting with pride.
Episode 21
The Honeymooners
Mon, May 3, 2010 30 mins
Hank learns that his mother plans to marry a man he's never met, and he suspects her suitor of having ulterior motives.
Episode 22
Bill Gathers Moss
Tue, May 4, 2010 30 mins
Bill decides to take in roommates, and Hank fears it will lead to disaster. Meanwhile, Bobby and Joseph go ghost hunting at their school.
Episode 23
When Joseph Met Lori and Made Out with Her in the Janitor's Closet
Wed, May 5, 2010 30 mins
Joseph makes out with his girlfriend, Lori, in the janitor's closet at school and gets caught, but he doesn't know what to do when he learns that Lori wants to go all the way.
Episode 24
Just Another Manic Kahn-Day
Thu, May 6, 2010 30 mins
Kahn builds a tricked-out barbeque grill for Hank to use at the Strickland Grill-Straveganza, but the project is nearly scuttled by Kahn's bout with manic depression.
Episode 25
Three Men and a Bastard
Wed, Dec 26, 2018 30 mins
Bill falls in love with his blind date, Charlene, a single mother, but Dale's intuition tells him something's wrong, so he meddles in their relationship.
