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22 Episodes 2001 - 2002
Episode 1
Sun, Nov 11, 2001 30 mins
Bobby goes from bullied to bully after learning a counterattack move in a self-defense class---for women.
Episode 2
Sun, Dec 9, 2001 30 mins
After an accident at his gun club destroys Dale's confidence, Peggy proposes sending him on a bogus mercenary mission, which he fouls up.
Episode 3
Wed, Dec 12, 2001 30 mins
A female cop gets a hankerin' for Hank; Peggy accidentally brings back a native child after a school field trip to Mexico.
Episode 4
Sun, Dec 16, 2001 30 mins
Hank's emotional outburst pushes him further from his father, so Bobby drafts Jimmy Carter to broker a Christmas peace.
Episode 5
Sun, Jan 6, 2002 30 mins
After Bobby feigns taking Connie's father's bribe to break up with her, Connie lets her grades slip to show how upset she is without him.
Episode 6
Sun, Feb 10, 2002 30 mins
Bobby adjusts to his breakup with Connie, until Bill's depressing experiences break his spirit. So Hank sends him to ladies' man Boomhauer.
Episode 7
Sun, Feb 17, 2002 30 mins
Peggy nominates Bobby to carry the Olympic torch through Arlen, but it's Hank who wins the honour---and bungles it.
Episode 8
Sun, Feb 24, 2002 30 mins
Laura Dern and Alan Rickman are guest voices as Peggy stirs up rebellion among female workers at a Renaissance Faire where Hank is trying to land a big account.
Episode 9
Sun, Feb 24, 2002 30 mins
Yakov Smirnoff, Charlie Daniels and Vince Gill are guest voices as violinist Connie ditches a classical competition for bluegrass after Hank introduces her to the genre.
Episode 10
Sun, Mar 3, 2002 30 mins
Jeff Goldblum plays a con man who offers "genius" Peggy an at-home doctorate course, which she finances with the Hills' retirement fund.
Episode 11
Sun, Mar 10, 2002 30 mins
Cotton's financially strapped VFW group moves into Hank's home, prompting Hank to recruit Vietnam vets, to whom Cotton doesn't exactly cotton.
Episode 12
Sun, Mar 17, 2002 30 mins
Unable to find a full-time teaching job, Peggy pretends to be a nun to land a position at a Catholic school, ending her budding career at Strickland Propane.
Episode 13
Sun, Mar 31, 2002 30 mins
After learning the Army used him as a guinea pig for an experimental drug, Bill gets drunk and steals a tank. And it's up to his friends to try to return it.
Episode 14
Sun, Apr 7, 2002 30 mins
When Hank and Dale find more interest in the activities of the other's son, Dale concludes he's not Joseph's father---and that an alien is.
Episode 15
Sun, Apr 14, 2002 30 mins
Kahn covets membership in an all-Asian country club, but it's Hank who's asked to join---as a token white to secure a PGA tournament.
Episode 16
Sun, Apr 14, 2002 30 mins
Peggy gets a job at Alamo Beer, but a clause in her contract prevents her from telling Hank why Texas is completely devoid of the brew for the next 36 hours.
Episode 17
Sun, Apr 21, 2002 30 mins
Oblivious to its cultlike ways, Luanne joins a sorority and gets Peggy in too; Hank and the boys rescue emus from death, but don't know what to do with them.
Episode 18
Sun, Apr 28, 2002 30 mins
Hank learns that the incident estranging Dale from his cowboy father was a cover to keep him in the dark about Dad being in the closet.
Episode 19
Sun, May 5, 2002 30 mins
Hank is shaken after having a dream about grilling burgers...naked...with Nancy. And the situation is stirred when Peggy finds out.
Episode 20
Sun, May 5, 2002 30 mins
Laura Linney provides the voice of a woman coveted by Bill, but wooed by Boomhauer, who experiences his first-ever pangs of unrequited love.
Episode 21
Tue, Jun 11, 2019 30 mins
The Hills fly Cotton to Japan so that he could apologize to the widow of a soldier who he killed during World War II.
Episode 22
Tue, Jun 11, 2019 30 mins
Cotton goes amuck in Japan after being rejected by his estranged Japanese son.